pick yer poison... (this is an old blog i wrote somewhere else)

argh it was so much funnier to read when this video was playing in the background http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asri7GK89DA

I don't know about the rest of you, but on occasion I like to get drunker than cooter brown. If you don't know what that means, it means REALLY, REALLY drunk. The inebriated aren't known for their wise decision making skills, which has inspired this blog. <br/>I know I'm not the only one who's gotten completely wasted and left the bar with random hot err maybe not so hot guy/soulmate for some sexy time back at the hotel. Let's face it if it wasn't for drunk guys I'd never get laid. So thank you Budweiser and Coors!!!<br/>So here's my question after said rendezvous with complete stranger, with questionable morals and a fetish for shampoo bottles and tickling, you realize fuck did we use a condom? Being so hungover the next morning, you don't think to check the trash cans or under the bed for the remnants of his love juice. And if it wasn't your room, you certainly don't have time to inspect when being shoved out the door and handed your clothes. After trying to remember if he had a decent job, no receding hairline or any other noticeable genetic traits that might cause your offspring to turn out looking like mutants, the next logical thought turns to STD's.<br/>Of course you hope there are none to be exchanged. But with the world today who knows? So what STD would you rather have? Remember theres alot of them out there and depending on how freaky the two of you got they could turn up in lots of unwanted places like ocular herpes (try explaining that one on your next eye check up), gonorrhea of the throat and you really don't want to see what an anus surrounded by genital warts looks like.<br/><br/><br/>

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