I’m thinking about ordering pizza tonight, but I’m a little leery about southern pie. Now I fucking love pizza and would even consider myself somewhat of a pizza slut, can’t get enough of the stuff. However, a good friend of mine that lives in Richmond, VA (moved from Pittsburgh) told me that there is no pizza in the south. She says that we have been spoiled by the pizza up North and that ALL pizza sucks in the south. At first I thought this girl was crazy, how can you fuck up pizza? But I’m beginning to see her point, I’ve made 2 attempts at southern pizza so far and both not so good. I’m gonna keep on trying though, I won’t give up til I find the perfect slice.
Those last words reminded me of boys and finding a cut above the rest, pun intended. Not that I am trying to find the perfect one just yet, I’m still having fun searching. But I believe pizza and boys are a lot alike. Pizza always has the same ingredients, you know cheese, dough and sauce. Boys are also made up of similar ingredients, well, not all have dough but most are cheesy and they all got some sort of special sauce they are just dying for us to try. Oh yea and they all come in different sizes. I just hope that the southern boys aren’t as bad as their southern counterparts. I’ll be lost without my favorite pick up line, “I’ve got pizza and beer at my place, wanna fuck?”
Wish me luck YANKEES!
Those last words reminded me of boys and finding a cut above the rest, pun intended. Not that I am trying to find the perfect one just yet, I’m still having fun searching. But I believe pizza and boys are a lot alike. Pizza always has the same ingredients, you know cheese, dough and sauce. Boys are also made up of similar ingredients, well, not all have dough but most are cheesy and they all got some sort of special sauce they are just dying for us to try. Oh yea and they all come in different sizes. I just hope that the southern boys aren’t as bad as their southern counterparts. I’ll be lost without my favorite pick up line, “I’ve got pizza and beer at my place, wanna fuck?”
Wish me luck YANKEES!