No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Who play cards like Gaston? Who break hearts like Gaston? Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston? As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating My, what a guy, that Gaston! I needed encouragement Thank you LeFou Well, there's no one as easy