okay, so i'm slightly drunk and blogging. which means any bullshit i write should be taken with a grain of salt. but i've got things on my mind, and here they are.....
do i drink to make other ppl amusing, or are other ppl amusing when i drink?
i measured myself earlier. just a regular ruled. nearly 7.75 by 6. when i get an appropriate pic, i'll post it. that said, i don't feel like i'm hung. i get told i am, but i keep thinking i have work to do.
i just made the best gimlet ever. i'm sure this blog is sponsored by gimlet and will be forgotten two days later.
curvy girls make the world go round. it's true.
holy shit! is it almost 1 AM. fuck me raw.
do i drink to make other ppl amusing, or are other ppl amusing when i drink?
i measured myself earlier. just a regular ruled. nearly 7.75 by 6. when i get an appropriate pic, i'll post it. that said, i don't feel like i'm hung. i get told i am, but i keep thinking i have work to do.
i just made the best gimlet ever. i'm sure this blog is sponsored by gimlet and will be forgotten two days later.
curvy girls make the world go round. it's true.
holy shit! is it almost 1 AM. fuck me raw.