Procuring Condoms

Well..I was nervous about buying condoms for the first time. My girlfriend didn't help. I was on the phone with her while I was in the Rite-Aid because I was afraid the cashier would think...well...I asked my girlfriend what would be her perception if she was working the register and a dorky guy came in and bought Magnums, Marlboro Reds, and Jack Daniels. Her response was priceless - "In his dreams" LOL ;) That's why I was on the phone with her to make it known that they would be used. Hmm, petty, perhaps? I just hate being perceived as a nerd.

Anyway, she wanted me to read the various types of condoms over the phone while I was in the store. Oh man. I made a fool of myself. Heh.

Anyway. I was checking the various condom sites and it seems someone with my length/thickness - Trojan Magnums would work best for me. I bought a 12 pack for 14 dollars (definitely going to buy online from now on)

When I went home. I jerked off with my Fleshlight and the Magnum on. I watched some Youtube video from Kara Sutra on how to put a condom on and it was actually remarkably easy. Anyway, the Magnum was perfect for me. It didn't slip off. It wasn't constricting either. It fit like a gem. Plus it was kind of cool to cum into the condom and see how much I shot (it wasn't a lot). Anyway, it fit a lot better than that condom this girl put on me when I got head years ago. That was really tight. This Magnum fits well.

Well, the point is that you guys who are Magnum XL wearers are lucky bastards. :p

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Unrelated but on-topic, I always said it's silly being ashamed buying condoms.

That all changed the other day when the person selling them to me was an acquaintance, and a girl I happen to like (married, oh well). But she knows I don't have a girlfriend, and not once in the five years I'd been shopping in her store did I ever buy condoms. She'd already rung me up "for the usual" (6pk of Miller Lite and some Red Vines) before I got to the counter. I gave her a look like "is that it?" then she saw the condoms (Magnums, yes) and, with a most disbelieving look, asked if they were mine.

I felt like a 16 year old trying to buy a keg of beer; like I had no business buying them (I didn't); emasculated; totally embarrassed.

I have since modified my position: it's silly being ashamed buying condoms...from the next town over!!
 
It is silly to be embarassed about being selfless and safe.:wink:
Next time ask them if they are as considerate as you're being. Funny story though I never thought you looked particulary nerdy! Cute yes nerdy nah!:tongue:
C.B.:saevil:
 

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