Putting Up The Tree

Well, it be that time o year... Though for me it be a wee early, do to the fact your tree will dry out before x-mas. :eek:(

Yep, I remember the good ol days, when tree fires were the norm. Having a grand ol time worryin when the prezzys will go up in a poof of smoke.

It was all about them big freak'n x-mas tree lights that got a bit warm and sucked the life out of yer tree.

Now these days, we got plastic trees and LED lights. Like how in the hell are wee to get a good tree fire with that! :eek:)~

Gosh, I just thought... ya all was hoping I was talking about putting up a mans tree. Well, thinking about what i said... Yep, you can get the life sucked right out of ya with the right woman. :eek:)~

And yes, they do make plastic light up ones for when yer tree needs a rest or likes company. :eek:)~

Though there are plenty of men who have had a burning tree and still are able to get one time to time, depending on what bushes they go to plant their tree. :eek:)~

Since this forum will not allow video streaming within frames. I must post my links for fun tree humor. :eek:)

Wonderful X-mas Tree

All Flamible X-mas Tree

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