So, my car insurance co., in their infinite wisdom has suddenly realized I overpaid them by $0.01. And guess how they paid me back- a stupid check for one cent! One stupid, motherfucking cent in check form. I can't take that to the bank- be too fucking humiliating. And their rationale was? "It's the way we reimburse you sir, no matter how small the amount."
Yeah, and my ass is a wind instrument, and the farts are the fucking notes.
Yeah, and my ass is a wind instrument, and the farts are the fucking notes.