"Check this out" Part II but with a happy ending....

So, the federal government finally gave up my Income tax check, and man o' man, you're lookin' @ one happy hung fella.

Not because it finally got here, but because in all my yrs working, I never got an income tax check worth $1,000 and then some.

Most yrs I been settling for flyshit to the tune of anywhere from $500.00 to $800.00
Tho, in the last five or six yrs the State of NJ scarfed up one or two to pay back my overpayment to SSI. Wasn't fair, since they gave me the extension after taking me offa disability, but hey they're paid off, and good riddance to 'em until I need it again- I figure that ought to be when I turn 1000 yrs old,(Hey I'm a firm believer in longevity- that and the possibility of future body transplants according some interesting online articles.)

But back to the serious part- I'm sticking that bread into a special savings account for my new apt so I can get outta this current fleabag hacienda that milks not only rent but also separate utilities, in particularly heat.

so there you have it folks- the treasury's generous contribution towards me getting the fucking hell out of here- now all I gotta do is put my name on a list on the apts I wanna get into.

I'm reminded of an old song with two verses that sums up this wonderous and wonderful windfall:
"everything's coming up in roses"
And-
"Things look swell, things look great, gonna have the whole world on a plate"
:biggrin:
:party:

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Sad thing is, there only giving you your money back, which shouldnt have been taken in the first place.
 

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