"Do they call you Short cause of your height or your width?"

I'm kind of disappointed. I know my measurements, as astute cock-observers could tell, were off.

On the one hand....the length was underestimated. I get a clear 7.5 inches on my erection when I place the measuring tape directly over my cock. However, if I measure the length of the cock from the side I get an even 8 inches. Now some might call it cheating, but I measure sort of parallel to my cock and then hold it up. It's kind of hard to get a perfect angle pic...maybe my girlfriend can take a pic and you can judge sometime. But for now, I'm saying I have a solid 8.

However, I think my penis is kind of like me....tall and average weight. Ha.

My width is not anywhere near 6 inches since I bought this cloth tape. It is usually 5.5 inches around, at best, 5 5/8 inches. I don't think that's small. It's actually probably in the 90th percentile still based on that Lifestyles survey...but I get the feeling that most women undoubtedly don't get too enthused with a width of 5 5/8. I think 6 is where they start getting hot.

Oh well. I just want to be perfect. If I really did have that 6 inch width I thought (hoped, subconsciously?) - then I'd be the ideal guy...8 x 6. But somehow, 8 x 5.6 isn't very much like a superstar. I don't think the width is proportional to the length.


And, I'm kind of curious. As I've said on many an occasion -I've never had sex before. I was going to have sex with the girlfriend this past weekend, but she was in the hospital (she's OK now) - so I don't know what condom to buy when it's time to get down to it.

I mean with an 8 x 5.6 - I think I might need a condom for longer dicks like the Durex rather than a Magnum for thicker ones. Or am I wrong? Does anyone have similar measurements and can offer some advice?

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Just buy a condom...any old condom. Try it on. Then try it out! Don't worry so much about how big or wide you are. Just use it well and enjoy it. I suspect you like to overthink everything and that is sometimes good in things like poetry and nuclear fission. But not in sex. Just go for it and enjoy...and remember to have fun! The first time I had sex included a few humorous and uncomfortable moments. Then I reached ectasy.

Let us know how it went...or came, as the case may be.
 
Yeah dont invent problems for yourself man. A girl would have to be OctoPussy to not enjoy it your size. Just imagine I was her last bf :)
 
Silly 4inches!
Yes it's 4 inches but OMFG what you do with those four are what counts babe!:tongue:
FWIW the best lover I ever had was smaller than you. Truly.
C.B.:saevil:
 
Let me just add to my comment above that it isn't how big your dick is for most women but the fact that
1) We like you.
2) We want to have sex with you not "the dick".
3) Make us feel wanted and we will forgive first time jitters.:biggrin1:
You will do fine I've seen you and you are a guy who I can just sense will make this a great experience for both of you.:wink:
Good Sex!
C.B.:saevil:
 

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