Just now my mother asked me, “Where are the pairing knives, with the colored handles?” I said, “I don't know.”
She reckless eyeballed my room as if to say, “It's such a sty they must be in here.”
I told her, I didn't have the pairing knives and to look in the dishwasher.
She gets huffy and leaves. Comes back 3 minutes later with an orange handled pairing knife and apologizes. It was in her room, under her bed, near the nightstand.
She likes to eat apples in bed at night.
I like to eat chocolate in bed at night. No knife needed. J
You get 4 of these darn knives for $2 at Wal-Mart I told her to go buy some more and not bother me in the middle of the night.
Then she says it's not midnight.
I look at my PC and say you have 3 minutes.
She looks at her watch and says it's 5 of, so it’s not really the middle of the night.
I just looked at her, pointed at the door, and said GO!
And she wonders why I take drugs, if I didn't I'd be in the looney bin.
She reckless eyeballed my room as if to say, “It's such a sty they must be in here.”
I told her, I didn't have the pairing knives and to look in the dishwasher.
She gets huffy and leaves. Comes back 3 minutes later with an orange handled pairing knife and apologizes. It was in her room, under her bed, near the nightstand.
She likes to eat apples in bed at night.
I like to eat chocolate in bed at night. No knife needed. J
You get 4 of these darn knives for $2 at Wal-Mart I told her to go buy some more and not bother me in the middle of the night.
Then she says it's not midnight.
I look at my PC and say you have 3 minutes.
She looks at her watch and says it's 5 of, so it’s not really the middle of the night.
I just looked at her, pointed at the door, and said GO!
And she wonders why I take drugs, if I didn't I'd be in the looney bin.
