Random Thoughts & Ponderings.

This are just some random thoughts, ponderings, poetry etc.


Death is the ultimate inconvenience.


Calling a long sexual dry spell celibacy doesn't make it any easier to bear.



Grief is a bitch in stilletos who stomps the tarantella on your heart.


I wish I could pimp slap half the decision makers in Washington, DC


I'm worried for my 20 year old cousin who enlisted in the Army and leaves for bootcamp on Tuesday.:redface: He's sweet and kind and a bit like Forrest Gump in his naivete and being kept sheltered from the world by an overprotective single mom.



Why am I the only one who knows how to empty the friggin' dishwasher?

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And just like Forrest Gump said:

Life is like a box of chocolates. you never know just what you will get.

Keep the faith babe. When it looks the darkest is when it actually gets the brightest.
 
My brother just enlisted in the army. He is 18 and graduates from high school in May. He leaves for bootcamp in June.
 
This are just some random thoughts, ponderings, poetry etc.


Death is the ultimate inconvenience.
But you get a spiritual existence and God's eternal love and prescence.



Calling a long sexual dry spell celibacy doesn't make it any easier to bear.
But that celibacy allows you time to yourself and keeps you away from mean spirited men and STDs. You can masturbate and satisfy yourself. You can fantasize. Write those fantasies down in a journal...somehow you may get some crazy yet satisfying nocturnal dreams that will leave you smiling when you wake up...and soppy panties. Hehehe.



Grief is a bitch in stilletos who stomps the tarantella on your heart.
Yet, educates, weathers and toughens the heart so you may prepare for the black ops bitch with the platforms and Uzi.:smile:


I wish I could pimp slap half the decision makers in Washington, DC.
I wish I could ass fuck Matt Damon, Michael C. Hall and Jack Venice. Those guys are hot. I would love to fuck them in front of the decision makers in Washington, DC. Leaving their offices sex foggy and soppy.



I'm worried for my 20 year old cousin who enlisted in the Army and leaves for bootcamp on Tuesday.:redface: He's sweet and kind and a bit like Forrest Gump in his naivete and being kept sheltered from the world by an overprotective single mom.

You can worry but all you can do is pray for his well-being, strength, and wisdom. Everything is in God's hands. We are riding cruise control.




Why am I the only one who knows how to empty the friggin' dishwasher?
Because I put DAWN dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher reservoir instead of Cascade. And your whole kitchen looked totally Lawrence Welk. Remember?:biggrin1:
 

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