So, I went down to my parents' basement to masturbate and look at my father's old copy of Prude magazine and this other porno mag "Two Nymphos and One Stud"
Consequently, it was 9AM, and my mother often goes down in the basement to do the wash. I was terrified that my mother would catch me in the act (even worse, with my dad's mags).
Despite knowing my fear of jacking off when able to be discovered, I still got a ruler. I measured and my barely hard cock was like 6 inches on the ruler.
I was terrified. I thought I'd been measuring wrong with the tape measure and that it wasn't in inches or something and that I was really like 6 or 6 1/2 inches long.
So, when I finally cum after like 30-40 minutes, I go back upstairs with the ruler and measure it against the tape measure and luckily the 6 inches on the ruler is the same as the tape measure.
What's more apt to be concerned is why I'm only six inches when looking at hot porn. Or sometimes 7 or 7 1/4 when in the privacy of my room behind locked doors. I think the medication destroys the ability to get aroused. If I'm not totally aroused, I don't think I can get a good sized erection (or in today's case, any erection)
But, to look on the bright side, I'm wondering if I take a Viagra if I'll be bigger than 7 1/2 inches.
I mean I look at the erectile dysfunction as like something temporary....stress and pills are fucking with my head.
But the thought of being small would be awful. And I know there are some small guys on this site, but I figure if you're on this site, you can deal with it.
I truly think that if you are under 6 inches a woman is not going to feel a thing. I also think if you're under 7 inches you probably won't be that good a fuck. Of course, I'm talking about with proportional width.
The truth is I think every woman would prefer a cock (at least for fucking, maybe not sucking) - that is at least 8 x 6. They want to be stretched out. They want to be pounded like a jackhammer. If you're 5 x 4.5....well, I don't know what to say, other than you have the right to be an athiest.
Consequently, it was 9AM, and my mother often goes down in the basement to do the wash. I was terrified that my mother would catch me in the act (even worse, with my dad's mags).
Despite knowing my fear of jacking off when able to be discovered, I still got a ruler. I measured and my barely hard cock was like 6 inches on the ruler.
I was terrified. I thought I'd been measuring wrong with the tape measure and that it wasn't in inches or something and that I was really like 6 or 6 1/2 inches long.
So, when I finally cum after like 30-40 minutes, I go back upstairs with the ruler and measure it against the tape measure and luckily the 6 inches on the ruler is the same as the tape measure.
What's more apt to be concerned is why I'm only six inches when looking at hot porn. Or sometimes 7 or 7 1/4 when in the privacy of my room behind locked doors. I think the medication destroys the ability to get aroused. If I'm not totally aroused, I don't think I can get a good sized erection (or in today's case, any erection)
But, to look on the bright side, I'm wondering if I take a Viagra if I'll be bigger than 7 1/2 inches.
I mean I look at the erectile dysfunction as like something temporary....stress and pills are fucking with my head.
But the thought of being small would be awful. And I know there are some small guys on this site, but I figure if you're on this site, you can deal with it.
I truly think that if you are under 6 inches a woman is not going to feel a thing. I also think if you're under 7 inches you probably won't be that good a fuck. Of course, I'm talking about with proportional width.
The truth is I think every woman would prefer a cock (at least for fucking, maybe not sucking) - that is at least 8 x 6. They want to be stretched out. They want to be pounded like a jackhammer. If you're 5 x 4.5....well, I don't know what to say, other than you have the right to be an athiest.
