Santa's Wee Little Elf :o)~

I am done with being a bit brash with sarcy MOFO ways. I must start off anew and bring on the spirit of Christmas, with a modest helping of good cheer.

I have been busy thinking of ways to send special moments to my soul mate. As some of my ideas have been wee presents of sorts. :eek:)

Mostly, how I am able to share new and exciting things she never experienced before with a relationship.

Of coarse peeps may be lucky to have experienced them first hand with a partner, yet many don't. Even some who frequent here only see em in videos from peeps they barely know or don't all together.

Yeppers, I be sending Santa's wee little elf to her every Friday to liven up her weekends. By unforeseen circumstances, a weekday showing causes too much for her to think properly in her day. MWHAHAHAHA!!!

Yes, Santa's wee little helper is a mad hatter when it comes to surprises. Even when you do know what to look for, he tops one off in his devilish way.

I think having em dance around to nutcracker will be a good Christmas show for her to enjoy on prezzy opening day. :eek:)

I could dress em up as a sugar plum fairy, or a tin soldier... Maybe do various characters, or even a 10 minute version of the ballet. :eek:)~

Though, in the few weeks left of him having his elf costume on, the remaining Fridays of wintery magic will be about the oozing goodness of drizzling icing on biscuits (cookies), and stretching taffy into shapes and ribbons.

Right now Santa's wee little helper has been doing a fine job at holding down the presents ribbon for a tight tie, and assisting in being a third hand in keeping wrapping paper still during taping.

If I have time I can do a nativity scene with em to make a nicey Christmas card to add to the presents. :eek:)

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Hehehehehe! Yeppers I be back... though yank Turkey day does take yank peeps offline for a bit.

Though I can't see why peeps find shopping more important than family. In the wise words of busty... Tisk Tisk. :eek:)~

Nicey to see ya pop in... I should be back to posting more tomorrow. Ya better gets yur bum in bed, it be past yer bed time. HA! :eek:)~

I always put me women to bed early. MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
lovingit;bt109881 said:
Gald you seem to be a happier camper! Hope your holidays are full of good times.

Thanky! :eek:)

For the most part things are all good, and I do share the same for all that frequent the forum as well.

Sorry, if I been a bit edgy. Though, peeps are not familiar enough with me to know my brazen humor is more bark than bite.

If ya were to see me in a Scottish pub during a sporting event, being around men... ya would see I would fit right in. Though I may be trouble enough to get me arse thrown out, for not being so careful. :eek:)~

As I remarked a few times since bloggin, my soul mate effects me so, and now that I'm more open with my thoughts than before I started... I must think more. Hehehehehe!!!

As, it I could have started a fine mess calling peeps hot biscuits a time or two! Especially there's one member of the female persuasion that looks a lot like me soul mate. Damn near a splittin image! Almost made me think, something is up. Oh my! Kinky!!!! :eek:)~
 

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