Ok Fellas, you know my and my usual beef (or should I say meat!) Me and my UPS guy!
He hadn't been delivering on my block for a couple of weeks and I was beginning to get worried. Had he been fired? Did he change routes? All kinds of questions had been rolling around in my head, but I was cool. Nothing worse than a desparate queen, right? Well, today I turned onto my block and I saw the big brown. My block is long, but I instantly knew it was him. Even when another guy got out I knew he was in there. I did a slow cruise by the truck and sure enough, he looked out when I pulled past the truck. I waved like a silly bitch and was glad that the other guy didn't see me or else my shit would have been blown immediately. He was three houses down from me and I lagged and dragged around the driveway until he past my house. He tooted the horn and waved and I was so happy that I gushed. In all of that confusion I managed to lock my keys in the car with it still running. I got immediatley pissed off with myself for being so dumb and the set off on a two hour journey of trying to unlock the car. It started raining along with lightening and thunder and I got pretty nervous because the wire hanger that I was using to try and unlock the door was making the perfect lightening rod. In the middle of my frustration, a car pulls up in my driveway and who should get out bu the UPS man. I was wet, I was sweating, I was mad and cussing. I basically looked like shit! He said that I looked like I needed some help and wasn't I afraid of getting hit by lightening? I thinK I bleated like a goat! I was, and have been from the first totally tongue tied around this guy. No explanation... just the way it is. He got a slimjim out of his car and opened my door in about two seconds. I thanked him profusely, pumping his hand. I might have even curtsied. We sat in front of my house for about 45 minutes and watched the rain and talked. I sat opposite him and sure enough out of the leg of his loose shorts poked the thick mushroom head of his cock. SInce my parents were inside, there was no hope of inviting him in for a beer and a BJ. I invited him out for a beer and maybe a handjob in the car if I got lucky, but alas, he had other things to do this evening. BUT... He wanted to do it on Saturday evening and he is picking me up at 8:00pm. Gotta find something pretty to wear. (Just kidding!!!! I'm wearing men's clothes, I will just be going commando!!)
I will keep those of you who bother to read this updated.
He hadn't been delivering on my block for a couple of weeks and I was beginning to get worried. Had he been fired? Did he change routes? All kinds of questions had been rolling around in my head, but I was cool. Nothing worse than a desparate queen, right? Well, today I turned onto my block and I saw the big brown. My block is long, but I instantly knew it was him. Even when another guy got out I knew he was in there. I did a slow cruise by the truck and sure enough, he looked out when I pulled past the truck. I waved like a silly bitch and was glad that the other guy didn't see me or else my shit would have been blown immediately. He was three houses down from me and I lagged and dragged around the driveway until he past my house. He tooted the horn and waved and I was so happy that I gushed. In all of that confusion I managed to lock my keys in the car with it still running. I got immediatley pissed off with myself for being so dumb and the set off on a two hour journey of trying to unlock the car. It started raining along with lightening and thunder and I got pretty nervous because the wire hanger that I was using to try and unlock the door was making the perfect lightening rod. In the middle of my frustration, a car pulls up in my driveway and who should get out bu the UPS man. I was wet, I was sweating, I was mad and cussing. I basically looked like shit! He said that I looked like I needed some help and wasn't I afraid of getting hit by lightening? I thinK I bleated like a goat! I was, and have been from the first totally tongue tied around this guy. No explanation... just the way it is. He got a slimjim out of his car and opened my door in about two seconds. I thanked him profusely, pumping his hand. I might have even curtsied. We sat in front of my house for about 45 minutes and watched the rain and talked. I sat opposite him and sure enough out of the leg of his loose shorts poked the thick mushroom head of his cock. SInce my parents were inside, there was no hope of inviting him in for a beer and a BJ. I invited him out for a beer and maybe a handjob in the car if I got lucky, but alas, he had other things to do this evening. BUT... He wanted to do it on Saturday evening and he is picking me up at 8:00pm. Gotta find something pretty to wear. (Just kidding!!!! I'm wearing men's clothes, I will just be going commando!!)
I will keep those of you who bother to read this updated.