I saw this on another blog and thought it looked fun.
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex! Always sex!
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Nipples, Taint, Ass, Prostate and Balls.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Yes
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? I've had a few orgasms just from prostate stimulation.
5. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? Oh yeah!
6. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? Very Boring! But a necessity sometimes.
7. Do you like having your balls touched? Yes
8. Do you like having your nipples touched? Hell yes! My cock is hard-wired to my nipples.
9. Do you like having your anus touched? Yes!!!
10. Have you ever been fisted? Not yet. Many years ago, I had a couple of guys try, but it didn't happen. I've been working on taking bigger toys so I can eventually take a fist.
11. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? I'm okay with very light roughness.
12. Do you have any kinks? I'm into a few different kinks.
13. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? Yes, I've been tied up a few times, and I consider myself very submissive. I would love to serve a master sometime. Only so I could see what it is all about.
14. Do you pee in the shower? Yes
15. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? Not usually, I did a few times when I was younger
16. Have you had sex in the shower? Yes
17. Do you like being naked? Yes. I am a nudist at home and consider myself an exhibitionist.
18. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Always fully naked
19. Have you ever been to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Never been to a nude beach but would love to visit one sometime.
20. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Definitely
21. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Yes
22. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? Doesn't bother me.
23. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? Of course!
24. How many sexual partners have you had? Plead the 5th!
25. How often do you masturbate? When I was younger, it was all the time. Around 50 times a week. Now, probably 5 times a week.
26. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? On my back
27. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc? Usually while watching porn, always with my right hand, never with my left hand. Never use lube while I jack off, I don't like the feeling.
28. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Porn usually. Sometimes my imagination
29. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? Yes, when I was younger and would jack off 10 to 15 times a day, I rubbed my dick raw many times.
30. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? His dick looked exactly like mine, it felt like I was playing and sucking myself.
31. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Either commando or boxer briefs
32. Do you ever go commando? As much as I can in heavy shorts that don’t get me arrested for swinging too much
33. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Don’t remember
34. How big is your penis? 6.5" x 6"
35. Does your penis curve at all? No curve
36. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? Circumcised, not by choice. I think I would prefer to be uncut, but I am happy with what I got.
37. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? Doesn't bother me
38. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? I find most penises to be very attractive.
39. Do you like the way your genitals look? Yes!
40. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? I think so
41. Do you like your butt? Yes!
42. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Sometimes trim the balls and around the base of the penis.
43. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? I don't really care as long as it isn't a jungle
44. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? It usually hangs to my right side.
45. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? I love genital piercings. I have a Prince Albert and absolutely love it!
46. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? When I was younger, it wouldn't take much to get me off. I could jack off and cum in under 60 seconds.
47. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? I've done it a few times, but I normally don't
48. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? Masturbation, never very long, usually over in a few minutes. Sexually, about 12 hours. We went at it all night long and into the morning.
49. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? about 5 or 6
50. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? crotch centric
51. Spit or swallow? Swallow
52. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? If it has been a long time, it will shoot. But usually just a dribble.
53. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? Hot! But I much prefer to get ejaculated in!
54. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Oh, yes! Many times.
55. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yep, I was really good at this in the college dorms.
56. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? Many places. I've had sex at every place I have worked except for 2. The boys locker room at a Catholic high school. Numerous public bathrooms. A field behind a grade school. An abandoned house on a busy highway. And lots more places. Masturbated??? Not sure about that one.
57. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? I don't think so.
58. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? I'm usually pretty quiet. Growing up, my mom always insisted that the bedroom doors had to be left open each night. I was really good (or at least thought I was) at quietly masturbating each night, sometimes more than once a night.
59. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Yes. It happened twice and it never ends like it does in porn.
60. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? I've done numerous 3somes and Moresomes. The 3rd boyfriend and I even hosted an orgy at our house two different times. The first time we had 10 guys and the second time we had 14 guys. I also used to visit 2 different bars that had "dark rooms" where it was wall-to-wall guys having sex. You usually didn't know who was feeling/sucking/fucking you or you were feeling/sucking/fucking.
61. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? Duh! I have pictures and videos in my gallery.
62. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? No, but a bigger dildo will reach places that a penis will never be able to reach.
63. What are your favorite positions? On my back with my legs up on the top's shoulders or on my side with the top spooning me from behind.
64. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? I used to have a guy I messed around with in college. I thought he was cute and had a nice body. (He was a bear long before I knew what a bear was.) Usually we sucked each other off in a bathroom, but one day, he wanted to fuck me. I was still living at my parent's house at the time, so we went back there. I knew nobody would be home. We sucked each other and then he fucked me. (His dick was about 5" long, average thickness, but it had a huge head on it.) After he came, he pulled out and it was very messy. I had only bottomed a few times and didn't know about cleaning out. I got some towels and wash cloths to clean him and me up. Needless to say, we never hooked up again after that.
65. Have you ever had any genital injuries? Nope. And ouch! That sounds very painful!
66. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? Nope (knocking on wood)
67. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I think I’m pretty good. I've learned a lot over the years and I'm still learning. I've tried many different fetishes/kinks. I'v enjoyed most of them, a few of them I would try again with the right person. And a few I have learned that they aren't for me. I'm always willing to try something new/learn something new.
68. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do? No idea, probably try it out, take it for a test run.
69. What’s something you like about your body? My dick and my ass. I always thought my dick was really nice shaped and thickness. As for my ass, I have been told it is very nice. I do like playing with both of them!
70. What’s something you dislike about your body? Rather be a little more slender and a bit more muscular.
71. What body parts do you find the sexiest? Hands, Penis, Eyes, Smile, Feet, Brain and Ass (if it is a really hot bubble butt).
72. What was your most recent sexual thoughts? Thinking about my upcoming trip where I am going to setup a gloryhole at my hotel. I know one guy that is coming over, I am hoping to get some more guys.
73. Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? Constantly. I'm like Al Bundy, I put my hand down my pants quite a bit. I also will hold it while I am sleeping.
74. When was the last time you touched your genitals? Since I just got to work a little bit ago, the last time I touched them was when I got dressed this morning.
75. Do you often imagine people naked? If they catch my eye, yes, I do picture them naked.
1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex! Always sex!
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Nipples, Taint, Ass, Prostate and Balls.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Yes
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? I've had a few orgasms just from prostate stimulation.
5. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? Oh yeah!
6. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? Very Boring! But a necessity sometimes.
7. Do you like having your balls touched? Yes
8. Do you like having your nipples touched? Hell yes! My cock is hard-wired to my nipples.
9. Do you like having your anus touched? Yes!!!
10. Have you ever been fisted? Not yet. Many years ago, I had a couple of guys try, but it didn't happen. I've been working on taking bigger toys so I can eventually take a fist.
11. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? I'm okay with very light roughness.
12. Do you have any kinks? I'm into a few different kinks.
13. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? Yes, I've been tied up a few times, and I consider myself very submissive. I would love to serve a master sometime. Only so I could see what it is all about.
14. Do you pee in the shower? Yes
15. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? Not usually, I did a few times when I was younger
16. Have you had sex in the shower? Yes
17. Do you like being naked? Yes. I am a nudist at home and consider myself an exhibitionist.
18. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Always fully naked
19. Have you ever been to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Never been to a nude beach but would love to visit one sometime.
20. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Definitely
21. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Yes
22. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? Doesn't bother me.
23. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? Of course!
24. How many sexual partners have you had? Plead the 5th!
25. How often do you masturbate? When I was younger, it was all the time. Around 50 times a week. Now, probably 5 times a week.
26. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? On my back
27. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc? Usually while watching porn, always with my right hand, never with my left hand. Never use lube while I jack off, I don't like the feeling.
28. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Porn usually. Sometimes my imagination
29. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? Yes, when I was younger and would jack off 10 to 15 times a day, I rubbed my dick raw many times.
30. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? His dick looked exactly like mine, it felt like I was playing and sucking myself.
31. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Either commando or boxer briefs
32. Do you ever go commando? As much as I can in heavy shorts that don’t get me arrested for swinging too much
33. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Don’t remember
34. How big is your penis? 6.5" x 6"
35. Does your penis curve at all? No curve
36. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? Circumcised, not by choice. I think I would prefer to be uncut, but I am happy with what I got.
37. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? Doesn't bother me
38. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? I find most penises to be very attractive.
39. Do you like the way your genitals look? Yes!
40. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? I think so
41. Do you like your butt? Yes!
42. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Sometimes trim the balls and around the base of the penis.
43. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? I don't really care as long as it isn't a jungle
44. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? It usually hangs to my right side.
45. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? I love genital piercings. I have a Prince Albert and absolutely love it!
46. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? When I was younger, it wouldn't take much to get me off. I could jack off and cum in under 60 seconds.
47. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? I've done it a few times, but I normally don't
48. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? Masturbation, never very long, usually over in a few minutes. Sexually, about 12 hours. We went at it all night long and into the morning.
49. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? about 5 or 6
50. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? crotch centric
51. Spit or swallow? Swallow
52. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? If it has been a long time, it will shoot. But usually just a dribble.
53. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? Hot! But I much prefer to get ejaculated in!
54. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Oh, yes! Many times.
55. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yep, I was really good at this in the college dorms.
56. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? Many places. I've had sex at every place I have worked except for 2. The boys locker room at a Catholic high school. Numerous public bathrooms. A field behind a grade school. An abandoned house on a busy highway. And lots more places. Masturbated??? Not sure about that one.
57. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? I don't think so.
58. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? I'm usually pretty quiet. Growing up, my mom always insisted that the bedroom doors had to be left open each night. I was really good (or at least thought I was) at quietly masturbating each night, sometimes more than once a night.
59. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Yes. It happened twice and it never ends like it does in porn.
60. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? I've done numerous 3somes and Moresomes. The 3rd boyfriend and I even hosted an orgy at our house two different times. The first time we had 10 guys and the second time we had 14 guys. I also used to visit 2 different bars that had "dark rooms" where it was wall-to-wall guys having sex. You usually didn't know who was feeling/sucking/fucking you or you were feeling/sucking/fucking.
61. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? Duh! I have pictures and videos in my gallery.
62. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis? No, but a bigger dildo will reach places that a penis will never be able to reach.
63. What are your favorite positions? On my back with my legs up on the top's shoulders or on my side with the top spooning me from behind.
64. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? I used to have a guy I messed around with in college. I thought he was cute and had a nice body. (He was a bear long before I knew what a bear was.) Usually we sucked each other off in a bathroom, but one day, he wanted to fuck me. I was still living at my parent's house at the time, so we went back there. I knew nobody would be home. We sucked each other and then he fucked me. (His dick was about 5" long, average thickness, but it had a huge head on it.) After he came, he pulled out and it was very messy. I had only bottomed a few times and didn't know about cleaning out. I got some towels and wash cloths to clean him and me up. Needless to say, we never hooked up again after that.
65. Have you ever had any genital injuries? Nope. And ouch! That sounds very painful!
66. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? Nope (knocking on wood)
67. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I think I’m pretty good. I've learned a lot over the years and I'm still learning. I've tried many different fetishes/kinks. I'v enjoyed most of them, a few of them I would try again with the right person. And a few I have learned that they aren't for me. I'm always willing to try something new/learn something new.
68. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do? No idea, probably try it out, take it for a test run.
69. What’s something you like about your body? My dick and my ass. I always thought my dick was really nice shaped and thickness. As for my ass, I have been told it is very nice. I do like playing with both of them!
70. What’s something you dislike about your body? Rather be a little more slender and a bit more muscular.
71. What body parts do you find the sexiest? Hands, Penis, Eyes, Smile, Feet, Brain and Ass (if it is a really hot bubble butt).
72. What was your most recent sexual thoughts? Thinking about my upcoming trip where I am going to setup a gloryhole at my hotel. I know one guy that is coming over, I am hoping to get some more guys.
73. Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole? Constantly. I'm like Al Bundy, I put my hand down my pants quite a bit. I also will hold it while I am sleeping.
74. When was the last time you touched your genitals? Since I just got to work a little bit ago, the last time I touched them was when I got dressed this morning.
75. Do you often imagine people naked? If they catch my eye, yes, I do picture them naked.