Sex Toy Graveyard

Broke the motor this week on my Quiver Tickler. RIP My Mace. You were a beast to work in.

My wild-haired Irish ex-girlfriend taught me to love her G-spot Vibrator. I miss it.

Broke several Silver Bullet Vibrators but I still keep getting them.

Freaking loved the clattering beads in the Beaded Rabbit Vibe. Yet another broken toy.

I don't use my vibrating 6 inch dildo much. Plus it's neon pink with a weak motor.

My still-working Natural Contours Massager is so-so. It's discreet and quiet at least. I had a roommate that once opened the drawer I kept it in. From my startled reaction, he rightly assumed he found something I was trying to hide. He grabbed my vibrator with a hearty "AH HA!" and then frowned and inspected it closer before screaming "NOT A REMOTE!" and dropping it. He never opened that drawer again. I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Broke the motor on the Clitopatra and I'm glad it's discontinued!

Loved the Silicon Penis Sleeves but I disintegrated them with oil-based lube.

My hand-me down 7.5 inch dong was too large to accommodate without a lot of effort. It was stolen by a gay roommate. I ain't even mad.

My all-time favorite, this is my Boomstick! I heard my lesbian friend use it on herself for years before getting my own. I was intimidated by the size--I hadn't realized it wasn't for penetration. Had it for 2 years now--my longest lasting toy.

Also, I really want what she's having.


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Wahaha, as someone who has broken quite a few toys myself, I love this blog. What do you usually do with your broken vibes, do you just throw them in the trash? I am scared that someone opens my trashcan outside and sees the vibes in there! What will my neighbours think of me?!
 
Lol. Funny you ask what I do with them... /cough

I have this classy hatbox and it's the Graveyard. Full of dead toys that maybe could do in a pinch.
Mostly I just leave them there to rot ever since I got the Magic Wand. This is my second wand too lol.

As for throwing them out, I'd wrap em in plastic bags several times. Make it look like a hoagie lol.
"Mmm, someone threw away a perfectly good sammich..."

Also my google-fu turned up Scarlet Girl and they're paying for broken toys, which...
I gotta really look into that. Then I could afford to buy a new toy! :biggrin1:
 
i break anything with a motor ad i down know how and i mean anything and doing all te manuel work myself just reminds me of been a broke teen again. so i just need a good hard dick that gets hard when i do and doesnt bitch about it. lol
 
50ShadesOfPain;bt108792 said:
i break anything with a motor ad i down know how and i mean anything and doing all te manuel work myself just reminds me of been a broke teen again. so i just need a good hard dick that gets hard when i do and doesnt bitch about it. lol
no problem teresa
 
50ShadesOfPain;bt108792 said:
i break anything with a motor ad i down know how and i mean anything and doing all te manuel work myself just reminds me of been a broke teen again. so i just need a good hard dick that gets hard when i do and doesnt bitch about it. lol

LOL! I know, right! I get so frustrated with how destructive my pussy gets. We should be doing sex toy reviews and getting to try out free toys. Lol!
 
There is a place that pays for broken toys? Ding ding ding ding!
But seriously, I'll have to look if they have anything like that in Germany.

Cylus;bt108790 said:
Lol. Funny you ask what I do with them... /cough

I have this classy hatbox and it's the Graveyard. Full of dead toys that maybe could do in a pinch.
Mostly I just leave them there to rot ever since I got the Magic Wand. This is my second wand too lol.

As for throwing them out, I'd wrap em in plastic bags several times. Make it look like a hoagie lol.
"Mmm, someone threw away a perfectly good sammich..."

Also my google-fu turned up Scarlet Girl and they're paying for broken toys, which...
I gotta really look into that. Then I could afford to buy a new toy! :biggrin1:
 
ummmm... If you look at the total cost of all the broken toys, you should invest the money in a good oscillating sex toy. Some are variable speed and have interchangeable heads.

Also they do not numb like vibrators, so you get long duration with full stimulation and the sensation of nudging like real sex.
 
"Dusky Girth?" LOL... On the other hand, the Quiver Tickler is... alarmingly spiny. And as for the penis sleeve: I love the assortment of other products you can order from the Chinese supplier...
 
@Neintynein-- The Quiver Tickler does look alarming! But when you hold it in your hand, it's the softest silicon. The spines are very soft and flexible. Feels amazing. Just trying to work it in and the spines wiggling--feels like squirmy fingertips, tongues. The part that broke is the motor for the clit-tickler part. Don't know how the fuck I broke that. And that was my favorite part too.
 

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