So New Zealand has downgraded its Alert Level from four to three, and now to two, which allows for most businesses to be open and gatherings of up to ten people. Our prime minister has even answered questions about casual sex with, "as long as it's fewer than ten".
Super slim white dude (26, Grindr, no-show)
Brit top (26, Grindr)
Another twenty-six year old had text me, but he's a top and I didn't quite feel like it (keto diet slight gut changes). Could be meeting him some day soon.
Hot teen (19, Grindr/SnapChat, my bedroom)
- I'm on day six of the Keto Diet and it's killing my libido so far.... but I am seeing very fast fat loss in my midsection (but also my ass
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So here's how my first sex act post-lockdown didn't go. "Boo" he text me out of the blue. We'd attempted to have sex a couple of times before. Once I performed oral and he couldn't climax, another time I tried to stick it in, but his hole was too tight. This is going back three years. He's a bit of an ugly-duckling story, being an extremely awkward looking teen who became a sexy slim young adult with perfect skin and utterly fat free (not that I mind a body at all, but this aesthetic is also something I like).
He wanted to get fucked later, said he could drive, it was 5:30 and he was just making dinner. We text back and forth. At 7:30 I told him I had eaten, showered and was looking forward to his arrival.
Ghosted.
I lay in bed from 9pm trying to stay awake. I don't want to be that old man that flakes because he can't stay up past ten on a Friday night. But still no reply even by morning.
I've changed his entry in my contacts list to include the suffix GhostedMe, so I don't forget this breech of sexual etiquette. It was possible that I could have had sex with someone else.
He wanted to get fucked later, said he could drive, it was 5:30 and he was just making dinner. We text back and forth. At 7:30 I told him I had eaten, showered and was looking forward to his arrival.
Ghosted.
I lay in bed from 9pm trying to stay awake. I don't want to be that old man that flakes because he can't stay up past ten on a Friday night. But still no reply even by morning.
I've changed his entry in my contacts list to include the suffix GhostedMe, so I don't forget this breech of sexual etiquette. It was possible that I could have had sex with someone else.
Another twenty-six year old had text me, but he's a top and I didn't quite feel like it (keto diet slight gut changes). Could be meeting him some day soon.
SnapChat is a curious beast. I hate the way conversation and images vanish, it gets really hard to remember what has gone on. But this nineteen year old did send one face pic a few weeks ago, so I changed his SnapChat name to reflect that I thought he was hot. He's messaged me a few times about meeting - and oddly has requested 10am on Sunday morning... so I guess I'll see how that goes. Could work, could be another no-show.