sick as a doggy, but still full fun

Please dont no one take offense. None was intended....


Saint Peter's feeling tired one day, so Christ comes along and offers to take over for a bit, give Him a wee break. "Fine," says Peter, and away He goes leaving Him to it. So, Christ's sitting there and after a while this old boy comes doddering up to the gates, asks if he can get in. Well Christ goes through the procedure like, asks him about his life, and the more the old boy tells Him, the more interested Christ gets...

Old Boy: "I Grew up in a wee, small town," he says, "I was a carpenter."
Christ : "Oh, aye," He says.
Old Boy: "I had only one son and I wanted him to follow me into the business."
Christ : "Uh Huh?"
Old Boy: "But, God had other plans for him. My son left home and went out into the world."
Christ : "Aye?"
Old Boy: "He became very famous."
And by this time Christ is so excited, He can't keep it in any longer. He shouts, "FATHER?!"

The old boy looks at him deeply. His eyes grow large and moist
and then with a tear in his eyes, shouts back, with the most proud of emotions........
"PINOCCHIO?!"

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