Slap Happy Swingers?

This seems to be a productive outlet, so I will use it. First let me be straight, no pun intended...I am not even remotely bi, gay or bi-curious. I like the pie. I have no qualms or issues with gay guys, in fact I applaud them vigorously as they help skew the odds into my favor. Second, the wife and i swing, we don not have an open marraige and we are not polygamist, we just enjoy tossing others into the mix once in a while. Finally, I am not sure I meet the requirements of this site, but a member of your community pointed me here and siad I should be here. I am 7 inches length, circumsized (sp?) and 6 inches around at the thickest point.

With all of that out of the way, I will start on the actual blog part.

As stated before the wife and are swingers, so i will relate to you a date we had a few weeks back.

This was the second date with this couple, (we will call them Jack and Diane from a song way back in Jr High), and it was going pretty well. We seemed to be suited for each other as Diane was flirty and grabby and Jack was reserved and thoughtful, which describes the wife and I pretty well in the opposite roles.

We went to a local place we love and sat in booths with Diane next to me and Jack next to the wife. Jack and wifey discussed computers and business and blah blah blah, while Diane and I shared discourse on how awesome the waitress's ass was. Eventually we decided we should head back to their place for grown stuff.

Now at this point I would like to interject that in any encounter there is a phase between we want to and actually getting naked. For us to get over that hump we like to play a dirty little monopoly game that gets everyone naked and laughing. Once this happens the rest is academic.

Well any way, Jack had wifey stretched out on the floor and using his tongue pretty good and I had Diane on the couch planting aggressive kisses and restricting her movement a bit to give that slight bondage feel to things as this seemed to make her purr. Well at one point I have her hands held above her head as I tease her with the head of my cock and all seems ot be going well...I let go of one her arms so that I can grab a handfull of tit and SMACK! She slaps the dog piss out me!!.. I stopped everything and sat up and asked her what the hell...she then asked.."Why did you stop?"

I pointed out that usually when a woman slaps her partner that it usually indicates an end to the evening festivities. Her reply was, no, I just like hitting....Well I would like to say at this point I just left...but I had a hard dick and well...it sort of clouded my judgement I guess, because I just shrugged grabbed her arms and kept going.

The night ended with her swallowing my load as I was spanking her so loudly that I thought the neighbors would call 911...


The point of this is to ask...is this a normal thing for women to enjoy slapping men? Or was this just my week to find a freak?

Comments

Did you spank her because of her request to do so?

And my 2nd question is...

Did you actually find this in Blythe??:eek: lol
 
Well, you were holding her down in kind of a bondage thing, she just took that and ran with it. All ended well, didn't it?
 
This happened in the very first episode of Californication. Are you sure this really happened? :wank: :biggrin1:
 
Californication ? By RHCP? I will look up the video, but I do not remeber any smacking in it...but yes this really did happen...I was slapped a total of about 4 times when she managed to wrestle an arm free.....and I spanked her because in the tussling around I laid I light smack on her butt and got a very positive reaction. And no not in Blythe, this all took place in the Augusta/Evans area near Blythe.
 
Most of you know me... I can vouch for him...yes it really did happen. NO I wasn't the one who did it to him though, and he's very very entitled to be on this site! Just wish he'd actually post a few pics! :05:
 

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