Son walked in on me and the wife

Ha so last saturday, my wife were doing our normal sex night. Now that our kids are older and go out my wife and I use saturday as our night of love. All through the week my wife and I are always running around and always doing stuff for the kids. But now that our kids are older, my wife and I have to be home when our kids are home, as well whenever we go out our kids happen to "social gatherings" filled with underage drinking and high school kids smushing on the basement couch. SO friday and saturday night is the time I pound out on my wife, I eat her pussy til she cums, and we do release the stress from our hectic livesss... I am sure some people out there understand.

However, saturday night my wife and I were doing out thing. We had a great dinner, the kids left and the dirty talking started. We first started with a nice naked massage in the sauna where my wife couldnt resist and started to build my load by giving me a nice BJ. All sweaty we move our way to take a quick shower. In the shower I felt it was my need to go down on my wife. After we were both warmed up, i picked her up and made the way to the bed. As soon as we get into the bed, in walks my 17 year old son. Shock and a quick movement of some covers, I shout "whatttt are you doing home! My son that made his way back into the hall, replied, "We are going to a Movie and I need moneÿ". WOW are you fucking serious. Now completly embaressed, I grabed my bathrob and my wallet and went to the hall. I give him a little snear, and he gave me an awkward look. I told him son,"ät least you know daddy loves mommy, and you have parents like that." (In a very scarcastic tone). He replied, "Dad, I literally just saw mom naked and your dick, I dont care that is soo sick." haha I laughed and gave him the ten bucks, and replies... "movies are more now dad". WOW are you fucking seriously... He was probably using it to buy beer anyway.. thats what i did when I was 17... however he went on his way and I went back to fucking my wife.... saturdays are good

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A classic tale to be sure, Like Rodney Dangerfield quips " Can't get no Respect around here .. Ever" :rofl:
 
I will say that may be the last time that your son busts in your room unannounced on a saturday night.
 
Do you have a lock on the bedroom door? The kid is 17 y/o. He was as embarrassed as you. Have a talk with him and tell him you and your wife still "do it" and he will too when he reaches your age. Tell him from now on you will close the door and if it is closed, he should knock and NOT ENTER until you come to the door to let him in. It is your house and he should live by the rules. BTW,just because you bought beer when you were underage doesn't mean your kid does. Trusting him is another talk to have. Let him know what the rules are and what are the consequences for breaking the rules. Then stick with those rules and consequences.
 
That is too funny! I can imagine the conversation your son had with his teenage buddies over those beers. Something along these lines:

Your son: "OMG dude you are not going to believe this shit! You won't believe what just happened. I went to hit dad up for some beer money just now and he and mom are getting it on. HAHAHAHA"

One of his Friends: "OMG THATS NASTY! That is so disgusting man those two havin sex. WTF, aren't they like fifty years old or something?"

Your son: "Yeah, I can't believe they are still "doing it" at their age."

Another of your son's friends: "Ya me either dude, I doubt my old man could still get it up even if mom wanted it. HAHAHAHA"

Your son: "I mean I figured they hadn't fucked in years. I guess he must have seen the doc and gotten some of that Viagra or Cialis."

Everyone: laughing their asses off.

Another friend: (imitating the Viagra commercial) "If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours it is a medical emergency, seek medical attention immediately."

Everyone: Laughing their asses off

Another friend: "So, how the hell do you get your dad to give u money for beer? My old man won't give me shit."

Your son: "I told him we were seeing a movie."

Everyone: More laughter
 
Yeah I might have shot myself in the face (with a bullet pervs) if I walked in on my parents doing that. Your comment could not have helped at all. I hope your son was able to purge his memory, otherwise every time he sees anything nude or sex related his parents will hop into his head... dear god that poor child.
 
tgirlsrgreat;bt26523 said:
i would say you better focus in on your son who you think is breaking the law.
cuz hes totally gonna rat his own son out to the pigs for doing shit every highschool kid does every weekend lol
 
This is a mammoth "non-issue". I am nearly 58 my other half is eleven years younger. We "old fossils" still have a loving relationship that includes sex.

At 17 I would have asked: "You want any pointers?"

Best of luck on a common situation and welcome to parenthood!
 
still busting my guts laughing- read this last night and went to bed feeling very sad- I'm 59 missus 4 years older- she has long gone past the mindset of excitement and no matter how i try to fire matters she has got to the point of just wanting to watch telly and fall into bed- can hardly even get her to go out
have fun mate- you're an inspiration
 
Maybe I'm reading into it....but something tells me you wanted to be caught by someone.....having sex in an unlocked room would leave that possibility open!
 
that happened to my wife and me... daughter walked in...
said excuse me and left... next day I put a lockable latch on the door. I think I was eating pussy when it happened.
 
D
That is funny. Maybe I'm just really liberal and open to sex at this point in my life, but I would have been like "Go Dad! I can sleep over at (insert name)'s place if you need more time. Have fun kids." But at 17 anything sexual involving your parents is sick, but anyone else's is fine.
 
haha some of you people are looking too far into this... like the person who said I should be worried about my son drinking... shut the fuck up haha live a little
 
So what if a son sees his parents bangin?! What's the problem? That hard cock he saw that was pounding his mother's pussy is what made him in the first placed. I wouldn't have cared. He's 17 and should now that when he's gone you take the chances you get to shove your cock into your wife like you should be doing, LOL. And at laest he didn't walk in on either of you guys cumming, right?
 

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