I got caught jacking once when I was young that I still remember. I was at a concert tailgate party and a couple of us didn't have tickets but hoped we would find some in the lot.
Things got a bit out of hand and everybody got pretty hammered. My friends who got tickets went up to get in the concert, and a couple of others went walking around looking for scalpers to buy their way in.
At that point, I was pretty drunk. . . and bored, and my buddy who was looking for tickets told me to just hang out in his Nissan Xterra. Well, yeah, drunk and bored, I pulled my dick out and started passing the time, LOL.
Meanwhile, they couldn't find any tickets, so my buddy and his girlfriend come back after about 20 minutes, see me full-throttle in the back seat and he yells at me "Holy shit, man, put that fucking thing away!"
Hahaha.
His girlfriend giggled, and I embarrassedly, covered up. To this day we all still remember that. They are married now. Great people. Funny as fuck though.
Things got a bit out of hand and everybody got pretty hammered. My friends who got tickets went up to get in the concert, and a couple of others went walking around looking for scalpers to buy their way in.
At that point, I was pretty drunk. . . and bored, and my buddy who was looking for tickets told me to just hang out in his Nissan Xterra. Well, yeah, drunk and bored, I pulled my dick out and started passing the time, LOL.
Meanwhile, they couldn't find any tickets, so my buddy and his girlfriend come back after about 20 minutes, see me full-throttle in the back seat and he yells at me "Holy shit, man, put that fucking thing away!"
Hahaha.
His girlfriend giggled, and I embarrassedly, covered up. To this day we all still remember that. They are married now. Great people. Funny as fuck though.