Well after copious amounts of aloe lotion, vinegar water, cold showers, lanocaine, and solarcaine, I have come to the conclusion that this sunburn is one of those wounds that time is going to have to heal. Nothing works for more than 5-10 minutes at a time. I just hope that my body does some serious work tonight while I'm asleep so that I can at least sit still without hurting tomorrow. :/ I can't afford to miss work but I really don't want to have a repeat of today.