Texas TRUE-ISMS and other fun facts

Things I learned living in Texas .......

1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas

3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas , plus a couple no one's seen before

4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

5."Onced" and "Twiced" are words

6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

7. "Jaw-P?" means "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"

8. People actually grow and eat okra.

9. "Fixinto" is one word.

10. There is no such thing as "lunch".

There is only dinner and then there is supper.

11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar

12. Backwards and forwards means "I know everything about you."

13. The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.

16. "No, jew?" is a common response to the question "Did you bring any beer?".



MORE YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM TEXAS IF:
1. You measure distance in minutes.

2. You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

3. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

4. You know what a "DAWG" is.

5. You carry jumper cables in your car ... For your OWN car.

6. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.

7. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and motorsports.

8. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

9. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit warm".

10. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.

11. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Wal-Martin" or "off to WallyWorld"or off to "Wal-Mart's".

12. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather

13. Fried catfish is the other white meat.

14. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit..

15 . You understand these jokes and forward them to your Texas friends and those who just wish they were from Texas.


If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Texas;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Texas;

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may
live in Texas;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live
in Texas;


If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Texas;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Texas;

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph--you're going 80 and
everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas;

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas
friends, you definitely live in Texas.

Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas .

1. Beaumont to El Paso: 742miles.


2. Beaumont to Chicago: 770 miles.


3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas.


4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos, July 4, 1883.



5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America
built over water. Destroyed by Hurricane Ike - 2008!



6. The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first
full-time coach at Rice University in Houston.



7. Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North
America.



8. Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America's only
remaining flock of whooping cranes.



9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.



10. The worst natural disaster in U.S. history was in 1900, caused by a
hurricane in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island.



11. The first word spoken from the moon, July 20, 1969, was "Houston," but
the Space Center was actually in Clear Lake City at the time.



12. King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island.



13. Tropical Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall record of 43" in 24
hours in and around Alvin in July of 1979.



14. Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by TREATY, (known as the
Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter the Union)
instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the same
height as the U.S. Flag, and may divide into 5 states.



15. A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.



16. Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state.



17. Dr Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr
Pepper.



18. Texas has had six capital cities:
Washington-on-the Brazos, Harrisburg , Galveston, Velasco, West Columbia
and now: Austin.



19. The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S., which is
taller than the Capitol building in Washington, DC (by 7 feet).



20. The San Jacinto (pronounced y'ceento) Monument is the tallest free standing

monument in the
world and it is taller than the Washington Monument .



21. The name 'Texas' comes from the Hasini Indian word 'tejas' meaning
friends. Tejas is not Spanish for Texas.



22. The State Mascot is the Armadillo. An interesting bit of trivia about
the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg, which
splits into four, and they either have four males or four females.
(Armadillo is what Aggies have on the half-shell.)



23. The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome in Houston .

Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas




(1) Just one God.
(2) Put nothin' before God.

(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'.
(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(8) Don't take what ain't yers.
(9) No telling tales or gossipin'.

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

All y'all git all that?


This is a must read for all Texans, used-to-be Texans, adopted Texans or wanna-be

Texans:

Just Texas
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423

Want something to eat?
Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land, Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
Pearland, Texas 77581
Orange, Texas 77630
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Detroit, Texas 75436
Cleveland, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Klondike, Texas 75448

Pittsburg, Texas 75686

Newark, Texas 76071
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462
Pasadena, Texas 77506
Columbus, Texas 78934

Feel like traveling outside the country?

Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613

Dublin, Texas 76446
Egypt, Texas 77436
Ireland, Texas 76538
Italy, Texas 76538
Turkey, Texas 79261
London, Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682

Paris, Texas 75460
Palestine, Texas 75801

No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse, Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas 79031

We have a city named after our state:
Texas City, Texas 77590

Exhausted?
Energy, Texas 76452



Cold?
Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters, Texas 79567

Like to read about History?
Santa Anna, Texas 76878
Goliad, Texas 77963
Alamo, Texas 78516
Gun Barrel City, Texas 75156
Robert Lee , Texas 76945

Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670

Want to go into outer space?
Venus , Texas 76084
Mars , Texas 79062

You guessed it. It's on the state line.
Texline , Texas 79087

For the kids...
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas , to make you smile......
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas 77853
Old Dime Box, Texas 77853
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore, Texas 75662

And our favorites...
Cut and Shoot, Texas 77303
Gun Barrel City , Texas 75147
Ding Dong, Texas

West, Texas (it's in Central Texas )

and, of course,
Muleshoe, Texas 79347

Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.

Comments

Ummmm, is this a live large in big Texas ad, from the Texas bureau of tourism??? :eek:)~ Ya done did stay up late dint ya.

Arkies have alot of them say'ns, as well...

Warsh yer cloths... I aughta... tar yer fanny... Also a few words most peeps don't hear much in other states; britches, talley whacker, pickup, and pop. :eek:)
 
I'm almost in tears I'm so homesick!!! I love it!

I was raised near Dripping Springs, and I remember how wonderful it was to go on vacation in Laredo once! Laredo!!! Have you been there lately? I must have been really sheltered, y'all!

And yes, I'm somewhat embarrassed about how many times I say "y'all" in a sentence everyday.

Now I live in Florida, and people always ask me to say something - anything! Just to hear me talk. I get somewhat embarrassed, but it's just who I am. You can take the girl out of Texas, but you can't take Texas out of the girl!

Thank you for bringing a little bit of Texas to me.
 
That's funny, my friend just moved to Ft Hood 2 weeks ago with her husband, I'll have to forward this to her :biggrin1:
 
Kudos & :up:
As a longtime Texan, I can concur with those quips, as you share like:
"If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas;"
- You are One, or you can LOL with those who do live here !
:beerchug:
 

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