I wasn't planning on doing anything last night. But when I got home, I saw the package from Fort Troff with the Fuck Machine controller had arrived. I've really been missing the Fuck Machine! So I decided that I needed to have some fun with the big toys. That meant I would need to clean out before I started. While I was doing that, I looked at Grindr. I've had 3 different guys trying to setup something with me.
One of them, his pictures show a very thick cock, has been very flaky. He messaged me on Sunday at 8am. He said he wanted to come over, but couldn't do it until 12noon, after he went shopping. I told him that I would be online at 12 and we could make plans then. At 9am, he sent me a message asking if I was ready. At 10am, he sent another message, asking if I was still looking. At 11am, he looked at my profile again. Since he wasn't going to be ready until 12noon, I did some laundry and house cleaning while I waited. I didn't check my phone until 12noon, which he was offline. Why ask if I can host at 12 and then try to show up at 9? Flaky!
The other one, messages me every day and every day, he sends me a picture of his dick. It is a very nice dick. But he won't commit to when we should meet. He asked again yesterday what my schedule was for the week. I told him when I could host and he said that looked good. Um....Okay. WHEN??? Hopefully we will meet this weekend.
The last guy is the flakiest of the flaky! He tells me that he wants to meet, but when I try to find a time/date, he tells me that he will think about it. The other day, he was acting like he was ready to come over. When I asked him what time, he stopped talking. Later he said he would contact me later that night, we could meet then. But he signed off and didn't come back for 3 days. I had written him off as ever showing up.
So last night, while getting ready, I talked to the second guy. He seems to be ready to meet this weekend, but he wouldn't commit to anything. I told him to let me know, and he signed off. I then played around with the fuck machine. The controller works perfectly. I had a great time, spent almost 3 hours playing with the big toys. When I was done, I still hadn't gotten off, but my hole was well used. I looked at Grindr and the third guy was online. He had also changed his screenname to something very similar to mine. Last night, my screenname was GH⬇⬆. He changed his screenname to ANON⬆⬇. How cute, he was trying to pick me up.
I don't know much about this guy. He has sent a few pics of his dick, it looks nice. I am guessing it is 7 or 7.5" at the most. He has a face pic on his profile, but it is so grainy, you can't really see much. But I was still horny, my ass was still wanting more. So I told him that my ass was wrecked last night and he could have a crack at it. I sent him my address and he said he was on his way.
It only took him about 5 minutes to show up, he had been close. He pulled his dick out, walked up to the hole and before I could start sucking it, I could smell it. Oh HELL NO! This was the creepy guy that had kept bothering me on DoubleList. I just cannot do it. He does have a decent sized dick. But it smells (and tastes) really bad. Normally he wants me to suck him and rim his ass. I have told him repeatedly that I don't rim. But he still tries. I've also asked him politely to wash his dick before he comes over, but that never goes anywhere. So I blocked his number and his emails.
Last night I was horny. But damn, I cannot get over that taste and smell of his cock. Last night, he kept asking me to suck his balls (that's a big NO! they stink too), he also wanted me to lick and bite the inside of his thighs (NO!) and he kept trying to put my hand on his butt. I sucked his dick, I tried to overlook the smell. But then he put a condom on it. I absolutely refuse to suck a dick with a condom on. But he tried that and I told him no. So he turned me around and started to fuck me. He then kept saying what had the other guy done to me. I told him nobody had been over here. But he said that somebody had been there because my ass had been wrecked earlier. He wouldn't get that nobody had been over.
He sat down on the bench by my front door and I started to suck him, but I took the condom off. He got pissed off because I took the condom off. He wanted to fuck me again, but I told him that I refuse to suck a dick with a condom . I cannot stand the taste. So what's he do? He puts a condom on again. I felt the condom and I told him he had to leave. He got pissed off but I told him I am done for the night. He then took the condom off so I could suck his dick. But he then knocked over a small table that was holding my lube, cell phone and some poppers. I started to suck his dick again, but I couldn't do it. The smell and taste was too much. He asked if he could fuck me and I said yes, so he fucked me without the condom. So he started fucking me and it didn't take him long, he pulled out and shot his load on my floor. UGH! I was just glad to see him leave. I immediately picked up his condom wrappers and used condoms. I got a papertowel to wipe up his cum on the floor. I then went to the bathroom and gargled mouth wash for 10 minutes. I couldn't get that horrible taste out of my mouth. I then got my cellphone and opened Grindr and blocked him.
This morning, when I left to go to work, I saw he had dumped a bunch of condoms in my driveway. I just cannot! I will never invite him over again!
One of them, his pictures show a very thick cock, has been very flaky. He messaged me on Sunday at 8am. He said he wanted to come over, but couldn't do it until 12noon, after he went shopping. I told him that I would be online at 12 and we could make plans then. At 9am, he sent me a message asking if I was ready. At 10am, he sent another message, asking if I was still looking. At 11am, he looked at my profile again. Since he wasn't going to be ready until 12noon, I did some laundry and house cleaning while I waited. I didn't check my phone until 12noon, which he was offline. Why ask if I can host at 12 and then try to show up at 9? Flaky!
The other one, messages me every day and every day, he sends me a picture of his dick. It is a very nice dick. But he won't commit to when we should meet. He asked again yesterday what my schedule was for the week. I told him when I could host and he said that looked good. Um....Okay. WHEN??? Hopefully we will meet this weekend.
The last guy is the flakiest of the flaky! He tells me that he wants to meet, but when I try to find a time/date, he tells me that he will think about it. The other day, he was acting like he was ready to come over. When I asked him what time, he stopped talking. Later he said he would contact me later that night, we could meet then. But he signed off and didn't come back for 3 days. I had written him off as ever showing up.
So last night, while getting ready, I talked to the second guy. He seems to be ready to meet this weekend, but he wouldn't commit to anything. I told him to let me know, and he signed off. I then played around with the fuck machine. The controller works perfectly. I had a great time, spent almost 3 hours playing with the big toys. When I was done, I still hadn't gotten off, but my hole was well used. I looked at Grindr and the third guy was online. He had also changed his screenname to something very similar to mine. Last night, my screenname was GH⬇⬆. He changed his screenname to ANON⬆⬇. How cute, he was trying to pick me up.
I don't know much about this guy. He has sent a few pics of his dick, it looks nice. I am guessing it is 7 or 7.5" at the most. He has a face pic on his profile, but it is so grainy, you can't really see much. But I was still horny, my ass was still wanting more. So I told him that my ass was wrecked last night and he could have a crack at it. I sent him my address and he said he was on his way.
It only took him about 5 minutes to show up, he had been close. He pulled his dick out, walked up to the hole and before I could start sucking it, I could smell it. Oh HELL NO! This was the creepy guy that had kept bothering me on DoubleList. I just cannot do it. He does have a decent sized dick. But it smells (and tastes) really bad. Normally he wants me to suck him and rim his ass. I have told him repeatedly that I don't rim. But he still tries. I've also asked him politely to wash his dick before he comes over, but that never goes anywhere. So I blocked his number and his emails.
Last night I was horny. But damn, I cannot get over that taste and smell of his cock. Last night, he kept asking me to suck his balls (that's a big NO! they stink too), he also wanted me to lick and bite the inside of his thighs (NO!) and he kept trying to put my hand on his butt. I sucked his dick, I tried to overlook the smell. But then he put a condom on it. I absolutely refuse to suck a dick with a condom on. But he tried that and I told him no. So he turned me around and started to fuck me. He then kept saying what had the other guy done to me. I told him nobody had been over here. But he said that somebody had been there because my ass had been wrecked earlier. He wouldn't get that nobody had been over.
He sat down on the bench by my front door and I started to suck him, but I took the condom off. He got pissed off because I took the condom off. He wanted to fuck me again, but I told him that I refuse to suck a dick with a condom . I cannot stand the taste. So what's he do? He puts a condom on again. I felt the condom and I told him he had to leave. He got pissed off but I told him I am done for the night. He then took the condom off so I could suck his dick. But he then knocked over a small table that was holding my lube, cell phone and some poppers. I started to suck his dick again, but I couldn't do it. The smell and taste was too much. He asked if he could fuck me and I said yes, so he fucked me without the condom. So he started fucking me and it didn't take him long, he pulled out and shot his load on my floor. UGH! I was just glad to see him leave. I immediately picked up his condom wrappers and used condoms. I got a papertowel to wipe up his cum on the floor. I then went to the bathroom and gargled mouth wash for 10 minutes. I couldn't get that horrible taste out of my mouth. I then got my cellphone and opened Grindr and blocked him.
This morning, when I left to go to work, I saw he had dumped a bunch of condoms in my driveway. I just cannot! I will never invite him over again!