THE SINGLE GIRL's CHRISTMAS PRAYER
This Christmas may I have
at least one really nice date.
May his car have clean seats
and glass in all the windows
May he not be more than
three hours late
May his left eye match
the one on the right
May he have all his front teeth
and not be high as a kite
May he have all his hormones
under control
May he wear clean underpants
without any holes
May his whiskers not burn
and make my face blotch
May he think with his brain
and not with his crotch
And, Lord, if I might ask
for just one thing more...
May he have good aim in my bathroom
and not pee on my clean floor!
This Christmas may I have
at least one really nice date.
May his car have clean seats
and glass in all the windows
May he not be more than
three hours late
May his left eye match
the one on the right
May he have all his front teeth
and not be high as a kite
May he have all his hormones
under control
May he wear clean underpants
without any holes
May his whiskers not burn
and make my face blotch
May he think with his brain
and not with his crotch
And, Lord, if I might ask
for just one thing more...
May he have good aim in my bathroom
and not pee on my clean floor!