I've been having the best day today and you know why? (warning: If you're a 99% straight man or homophobe click "back" button now)
I've never seen so many bulges in my life as I have today.
It was like "bulge-a-palooza" or something. First, it was the crew of firefighters on a morning jog (woof), then it was the Latino construction workers outside of my building (I don't know how to say "woof" in spanish)
and then this hot Korean guy that I have a secret crush on was wearing his True's so tight I could definitely see his Religion.
Hmmm...I can only hope that there's a police officer carrying his baton in his slacks on my way home today.
I've never seen so many bulges in my life as I have today.
It was like "bulge-a-palooza" or something. First, it was the crew of firefighters on a morning jog (woof), then it was the Latino construction workers outside of my building (I don't know how to say "woof" in spanish)
and then this hot Korean guy that I have a secret crush on was wearing his True's so tight I could definitely see his Religion.
Hmmm...I can only hope that there's a police officer carrying his baton in his slacks on my way home today.