Valentine's Application Please

First and foremost: Penis length and width: ____

Contact Information
Name: _________________________________


Vital Statistics
Height: ______________
Weight: _______________
Eye color: _________________
Hair color: _________________
Hair style: _______________________

Measurements
Chest: ___________
Waist: ___________
Arms: ___________
6-pack? Yes / No
Tattoos? Yes / No
If yes, indicate what and where.

Piercings? Yes / No
If yes, indicate where and why:

For verification purposes, full frontal and rear photos of self are required. Attach photos with application (unless submitting application in person).

Psychological History
Personality Description:

Mental Illnesses, Psychoses, Conditions? Yes / No
If yes, list all as well as any psychologists, therapists, and other professional support personnel you were in the care of.

Questionnaire
Ideally, where would you take me on Valentine's Day?

Sports: Participation or watching?
How often? _____________________
Flexibility rating: 1-10 (10 is best): ___________
Virgin? Yes / No
*If no, how many partners: ___________
Drink alcohol? Yes / No
*If yes, indicate how often and the quantity:

Smoke or chew? Yes / No
*If yes, indicate which and what kind:

Messy or clean? ______________________
Adventurous or timid? _________________________
How often do you shower? _________________________
How many relationships have you been in? ______________________________
*Note: Even those relationships that lasted only a day MUST be included.
Current major/profession: ___________________________________

Failure to disclose any and ALL mental illnesses, psychoses, and conditions, as well as having the personality of a pissed-off, hormone-enraged purple-back gorilla is grounds for immediate termination of the "date". The undersigned has truthfully answered all of the above questions or has at least been conservative with his answers concerning items of a "physical nature".

Signed :________________________________________________________ Date: _____________

Printed name: __________________________________________________

Comments

Dear SK,

If you reject any apps that may be worth a second look to another woman, I'd be willing to look them over.

Sincerely,

LaFemme :biggrin1:
 
LaFemme;bt44307 said:
Dear SK,

If you reject any apps that may be worth a second look to another woman, I'd be willing to look them over.

Sincerely,

LaFemme :biggrin1:

Feel free to peruse any filler-outers! <3
 
First and foremost: Penis length and width: My size is unknown. It's hard to measure what isn't there.

Contact Information
Name: ManofThunder

Vital Statistics
Height: 6'2ish.
Weight: I haven't weighed myself in ages. 12 stone (168 pounds)?
Eye color: Thunder-brown
Hair color: Thunder-golden brown.
Hair style: Thunder-natural/wild. At the moment, a few inches long - maximum.

Measurements
Chest: Double-D.
Waist: I can still fit in my little black dress. :wink:
Arms: The size of tree-trunks, though I've never measured.
6-pack? Nope.
Tattoos? Nope.
If yes, indicate what and where.
Piercings? Nope.
If yes, indicate where and why:

For verification purposes, full frontal and rear photos of self are required. Attach photos with application (unless submitting application in person). NO! I will never, ever share my naked body with the internet.

Psychological History
Personality Description: Insane. I believe I'm a ManofThunder.

Mental Illnesses, Psychoses, Conditions? No, I'm just crazy.
If yes, list all as well as any psychologists, therapists, and other professional support personnel you were in the care of.

Questionnaire
Ideally, where would you take me on Valentine's Day? Somewhere cheap.

Sports: Participation or watching?
How often? Participate - once a year, roughly.
Flexibility rating: 1-10 (10 is best): 9.
Virgin? Nope.
*If no, how many partners: 6,736.
Drink alcohol? Not normally.
*If yes, indicate how often and the quantity:

Smoke or chew? No.
*If yes, indicate which and what kind:

Messy or clean? Clean. Any mess I do cause, I try to clean-up.
Adventurous or timid? Thunderous.
How often do you shower? Once a year.
How many relationships have you been in? 6,736.
*Note: Even those relationships that lasted only a day MUST be included.
Current major/profession: ManofThunder.

Failure to disclose any and ALL mental illnesses, psychoses, and conditions, as well as having the personality of a pissed-off, hormone-enraged purple-back gorilla is grounds for immediate termination of the "date". The undersigned has truthfully answered all of the above questions or has at least been conservative with his answers concerning items of a "physical nature".

Signed : ManofThunder Date: That's what I'm hoping for. I'm filling out the application, aren't I?

Printed name: MANOFTHUNDER.
 
D
Haha Mr Thunder. nice application! silly goose
 
This is great SK

You can automatically eliminate those who cannot spell, speak in "textese" or cannot understand the questions...

LOL... Hope you find a hot guy out there to take you to the moon and back for Valentine's Day... :D
 
ManofThunder;bt44313 said:
First and foremost: Penis length and width: My size is unknown. It's hard to measure what isn't there.

Contact Information
Name: ManofThunder

Vital Statistics
Height: 6'2ish.
Weight: I haven't weighed myself in ages. 12 stone (168 pounds)?
Eye color: Thunder-brown
Hair color: Thunder-golden brown.
Hair style: Thunder-natural/wild. At the moment, a few inches long - maximum.

Measurements
Chest: Double-D.
Waist: I can still fit in my little black dress. :wink:
Arms: The size of tree-trunks, though I've never measured.
6-pack? Nope.
Tattoos? Nope.
If yes, indicate what and where.
Piercings? Nope.
If yes, indicate where and why:

For verification purposes, full frontal and rear photos of self are required. Attach photos with application (unless submitting application in person). NO! I will never, ever share my naked body with the internet.

Psychological History
Personality Description: Insane. I believe I'm a ManofThunder.

Mental Illnesses, Psychoses, Conditions? No, I'm just crazy.
If yes, list all as well as any psychologists, therapists, and other professional support personnel you were in the care of.

Questionnaire
Ideally, where would you take me on Valentine's Day? Somewhere cheap.

Sports: Participation or watching?
How often? Participate - once a year, roughly.
Flexibility rating: 1-10 (10 is best): 9.
Virgin? Nope.
*If no, how many partners: 6,736.
Drink alcohol? Not normally.
*If yes, indicate how often and the quantity:

Smoke or chew? No.
*If yes, indicate which and what kind:

Messy or clean? Clean. Any mess I do cause, I try to clean-up.
Adventurous or timid? Thunderous.
How often do you shower? Once a year.
How many relationships have you been in? 6,736.
*Note: Even those relationships that lasted only a day MUST be included.
Current major/profession: ManofThunder.

Failure to disclose any and ALL mental illnesses, psychoses, and conditions, as well as having the personality of a pissed-off, hormone-enraged purple-back gorilla is grounds for immediate termination of the "date". The undersigned has truthfully answered all of the above questions or has at least been conservative with his answers concerning items of a "physical nature".

Signed : ManofThunder Date: That's what I'm hoping for. I'm filling out the application, aren't I?

Printed name: MANOFTHUNDER.


6,735 partners I could have handled. But 6,736?
Denied.
 

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