What a pain in the balls!

Ok, so, going on a week and a half or so, I'd been experiencing discomfort in my balls. I threw it off at first as tightness from new undies. But after a few days, I begin to realize that I'd broke in my undies and the discomfort was still there. So, I get my Aetna card out, go online and find a urologist in my area.

So, I make the appointment to see the doctor. But, it turns out that the scheduling dimwits made it for their adjoining office out of town, and I wound up wating a good 180 minutes total. That's not including sitting in reception area, and then being called in to an exam room where I waited for a long time for the doc to show.

Well he does, and I'd have almost erupted and walked out. But, I needed to get better, and so I answered the questions and let him an exam on my eggs.

Well, he finds nothing in the way of a cancerous degree(which I am very relieved about!), but recommends an ultra sound just to be sure.

Sooooo, since the hospital is literally a stone's throw away, I make the appointment to go that day. Minus another trip to DD's wake up again(They really should have that in there instead of Starbucks!:yuck:) and so I go and talk to various dimwits to get me set up for the test.

Now I'm waiting in a hospital x-ray receptionist room, and at least three people who showed up after me have gone in ahead of me:wtf: So after twenty minutes I get called in by this gangly looking geek who just happens to my ultra sound tech. So much for the buxom blonde waving the wand over my privates fantasy. So I strip yet again, and have hospital jelly on my nuts for about 30 minutes.

I get done, and find myself more tired than ever.

But today I recieved the call from him; just two harmless cysts on my sack. nothing more.

Anything else he pointed out, could be the result of my heavy lifting at work. Which could be partially true. But I also wear my belt, so I'm beginning to think maybe it isn't on secure enough.

I guess I should be lucky it didn't wind up with me needing a nutectomy.

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A lifting belt has been shown to have no effect other then maybe reminding you to lift properly... What company do you work for that has you wear one??? Most companies got rid of them for any purpose other then as a reminder.
 

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