why is it sooo hard to achieve!!????????

I would just like a man.....

A NORMAL MAN!!!!

One who is not already in a relationship and hides it from me for months and months......

Not one who tries to hit on my mates and thinks he's the local Cassanova!!

Not one who NEVER smiles, seems really weird and expects me to JUST strip off on cam JUST LIKE THAT!!!!

And not one who is really good looking but it turns out he likes looking at pretend shemales on Futunaria (yuck!!!!)

I would like to meet a man who I could chat with online and get friendly with...

for some saucy talk...

and if he doesn't live too far away then we mite even hook up!!

U never know!! ;-)

I am not even looking for a reltionship, well not anything serious to come of it.

I dnt want to shag the WHOLE of LPSG and believe in sexual exclusivity and PRACTICE it!!!

I would just like a NORMAL guy around my own age....

who is goodlooking and pleasent and fun!!

Not one into really weird shit!!!

I mean my idea of kinky is to put a skool uniform on with heels....

or a bit of S and M lite....

NOT chicks with MONSTER FAKE DICKS!!!!

Why is it soooo hard to achieve???

Sorry had rant and feel a bit better now!!!

x

Comments

Fuck it the search 4 a man is off....

I totally can't be bothered.....................
 
Sometimes life is weird - all these assholes who are also ugly can be in relationships and then a gorgeous woman like you with a good personality can be single. Thats why i dispise the public - they have no taste! The Spice Girls sold about 100 million albums and titanic is the most watched movie in history - go figure.
 
Sod it I think I'm gnna marry Tori Wilson from WWE instead!!!

She looks quite good!!

In reality this woman has contacted me on msn and she looks like a glamour model and I think she fancies me....I think I'll add her instead!!

Can't hurt!!
 
Sometimes life is weird - all these assholes who are also ugly can be in relationships and then a gorgeous woman like you with a good personality can be single. Thats why i dispise the public - they have no taste! The Spice Girls sold about 100 million albums and titanic is the most watched movie in history - go figure.

Thanks very sweet....

But I just messaged u and u no reply!! :-(

See I just dnt get u men....

Theres only one thing 4 it!! WWE divas are the way forward....I will find one who wants to marry me!!

(a well thought out plan!!!:rolleyes:)
 
Sorry Ambs. : (
I wish i lived closer.
I would tosss my hat in the
ring for your consideration.
 
"skool uniform on with heels"


omg...the thought of you on a skool uniform...wow...well i'm pretty much what you're looking for...dunno if you find me attractive or not...but i do know how hard it is to find someone like that....bummer we dont live closer to each other, cause like goodwood said, i would also toss my hat in the ring.


Take care and keep your hopes up!
 
Yes....

goodwood and davidv3

you are both lovely!!!

but live too far away.......


Oh the skool uniform thing haha!!

yeh I can be kinky!! People say I look younger then I am and there are soooo many things I havnt tried yet!!!

Not that I'm gettin any closer at the mo!! Lol!!

x
 
davidv3 -
ok. the race is on. whoever gets to london first gets a date with Amber and she has to wear the school uniform!
lol! let's GO! or - you could just stay where you are and i will go. ok. i win! hahaha
 
davidv3 -
ok. the race is on. whoever gets to london first gets a date with Amber and she has to wear the school uniform!
lol! let's GO! or - you could just stay where you are and i will go. ok. i win! hahaha

Hahahahaha!!!

Cheeky!!!!

x
 
good. great. excellent. happy that is all sorted out.:biggrin1:

this bodes well for me Amber that you appreciate cheeky. LOL!
 
Sorry for not fulfilling the "around your own age" bit, but I think I make for a normal guy to get friendly with!

Also, someone needs to hurry up and make an instant teleporter, because I have the strangest urge to make it to London before everyone else... :D
 
*pervy eyebrow waggle* it's not the men you choose. it's that fact that you choose men. come to the dyke-side, baby.

i could be in london by the weekend.

ml
provided you get your tits out on cam for me :wink:
 
I hear you girl and I have been there.
Dating is not fun or easy today. If anything the internet has made dating harder cause blokes can lie without having to actually see you.
 

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