First of all, I tried a new condom, Trojans Magnum, last night. It will require further testing. It's a long story. We (my wife and I) were gettin' it goin' on and I broke out the new......yes, my wife and I use condoms for birth control.......the new box.
However, it took me forever fumbling with the shrink wrap around the box, then to pry the box open, then to tear through the heavy foil wrapper, and by the time it was ready to apply my steel shafted hard-on was more like a defrosted kielbasa.
My wife was, by that point, ready to move on (her words were, "Don't worry, it'll take care of itself.") so I had to put the Magnum on a less than fully erect penis. And it didn't go on easily, and didn't seem to fit any better than a Durex Lifestyles Ultra-Sensitive.
Therefore, more testing is in order.
As for Marjorie, we spent the day seated side by side at a meeting (the meeting that almost had us spending hours together in the car to and from). Once again, there was a point where she kept staring at me.
See, I had made a little tease at her expense. Harmless, between friends. I had misheard something she said, which confused me, and then she accused me of mishearing her on purpose. You know how it goes.
So she started giving me a sideways stare. And I wasn't sure what to do. Stare back? A long stare, with a sly grin. A long, sly grinned sideways stare. What does one do in that situation?
I'm starting to think she does that on purpose because I don't know how to react to it.
Anyway, she once in a while resembles a particular actress who's been popular over the past couple years. That sideways sly grinning glace was spot on.
However, it took me forever fumbling with the shrink wrap around the box, then to pry the box open, then to tear through the heavy foil wrapper, and by the time it was ready to apply my steel shafted hard-on was more like a defrosted kielbasa.
My wife was, by that point, ready to move on (her words were, "Don't worry, it'll take care of itself.") so I had to put the Magnum on a less than fully erect penis. And it didn't go on easily, and didn't seem to fit any better than a Durex Lifestyles Ultra-Sensitive.
Therefore, more testing is in order.
As for Marjorie, we spent the day seated side by side at a meeting (the meeting that almost had us spending hours together in the car to and from). Once again, there was a point where she kept staring at me.
See, I had made a little tease at her expense. Harmless, between friends. I had misheard something she said, which confused me, and then she accused me of mishearing her on purpose. You know how it goes.
So she started giving me a sideways stare. And I wasn't sure what to do. Stare back? A long stare, with a sly grin. A long, sly grinned sideways stare. What does one do in that situation?
I'm starting to think she does that on purpose because I don't know how to react to it.
Anyway, she once in a while resembles a particular actress who's been popular over the past couple years. That sideways sly grinning glace was spot on.