Xmas Party Time!

Well as usual I seem to have both bad news and good news. My stupid brother (as expected) showed up unannounced at my place on Saturday afternoon. This counts as neither good nor bad but rather IRRITATING news. The good news was that he indeed brought my Golden retriever Snorre with him. Of course, Snorre basically had forgotten who I was after 6 months in China but was surprisingly less confused by my new place than I was expecting. Eventually Snorre remembered though that I'm the guy who actually isn't a selfish, frequently stoned twat and who actually gives him a lot of real loving attention. I also understand dogs. My brother understands reptiles. You do the math.

The bad news is that my brother also had a pretty bad cold which I also got also immediately. I could probably survive an outbreak of bubonic plague in the city, but will always catch something very easily and quickly from a family member. My brother was here until Wednesday. He then flew out for a trip with some of his Frat buddies from his undergraduate school to Park City, Utah where he'll be through New Year’s. I however have not completely gotten over this stupid cold but know that it is certainly not enough to keep me from the much-celebrated office Christmas/Holiday Party which begins in just a few hours (and is being held at one of the more celebrated old Hotels near the Park)

I'm still planning on wearing my traditional family Kilt. That is non-fucking negotiable. The only problem I have noticed in my two trial runs of putting the thing on is that I'm clearly a lot hornier and shall we say "overfull" than the previous times I've worn this. It seems almost impossible but I can definitely note a big difference. There is just no friggin way I can wear the thing in the completely traditional manner without serious risk of a MAJOR hardon. The sensations of the fabric against my cock (especially the head) send unexpected jolts of itchy yet extreme pleasure all through me. When I first discovered this problem yesterday, I had to make a call to the only buddy I know who also wears these things on a regular basis. He suggested a "cock sock" that I would need to make myself. You simply take a long wool sock, cut it up and then resew two halves together so that it just covers all of your soft shaft as needed. You put some elastic at the top or can use rubber bands in a pinch. This seems really fucking ridiculous but I thing its actually going to work! My balls of course will need to hang free, but that's really a given since they're now rather uncomfortably somewhere in size between a large orange and a small grapefruit. But hey, it’s not like I'm not used to them.

I only wish I were feeling a little bit better. There are a lot of new people at work that I really want to make a great impression on and need parties like this to do it. Fortunately, I will have my usual buddies keeping my back and watching over me, hopefully keeping the more predatory types at bay. There are definitely some major plans in the works for Christmas! Pussy will be filled - no question. I just don't want to give anything away yet and risk jinxing it. Hey the last fuck I had right before I left the states (and which I didn't even have time to blog about) was with a lady who turned out to be the younger sister of one of the seriously upper echelon executives of our firm. It was her 40th Birthday. So, the "GIFT" agreement (made by her husband) was that I would fuck her in her favorite position for 40 minutes non-stop. She ended up cumming 19 times (her count). Word of that apparently got around a little bit.

Ok, who's ready for some damn Egg NOG! And does anyone know what the fuck NOG actually is?!!!

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eggnog

[ eg-nog ] noun

1. a drink, originating in America in 1765-75, made of eggs, milk or cream, sugar, and, usually, rum or wine.
 
Don’t know when you will find the time but there’s a lot of catching up to do. For all the months of radio silence. Like what happened with the photoshoot in Europe. Did you not get to go?
 

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