Yo ho ho

The Ho ho ho season can be a little boring.

Time for some piracy!

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Arrrr,harrr, harrr, me matey. Would you be wanting the leopard-skin ankle booties, or me grey suede Franco Sartos??
 
well it wouldn't be the first time i tried to cram something into something meant for 7.5. Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
 
Not yet, although there are several shoe stores that have asked me never to return.

That pussy is a little hairier than i care for.
 
I'm sure they got a kick out of measuring you... but then, they probably didn't have anything in your size... :biggrin1:

Is this pussy better?
 

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