You know you're a freak when...

... it dawns on you that the biggest problem you're having with hired help in your home is with all the sex toys and freaky things you have.

Even though I keep doing "sweeps" of my house, it keeps happening! Someone will pick something up, revealing underneath an empty double dildo package with a nekkid woman posed seductively and the words Massive Penetrator Double Dong in huge letters across the top of it. Did he see it before I picked it up? Or, I'll be talking to a helper and spot a bottle of my favorite lube just innocently sitting out, nowhere near the bedroom or bathroom. It could pass for a bottle of lotion, right? It looks like lotion... Or, I'll think, "Oh, that's where our 4th sheepskin lined bondage cuff went!" Yeah, wonder if that was obvious...

About the 5th time something like this happens, you realize, "Gosh we're freaks!"

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LMAO!!! Petite, sweetie, you crack me up! But bieng a freaky deeky sex fiend freak is a good thing, and I am sure you are bringing many smiles (or whatevers) to the hired help...LOL!
 
Petite have all the smutty sex with your "smutty easter" goodies you can right up to you walking into that hospital. You will be so exhausted I can not describe how tired you will be but hard to believe its worse then the last two months of pregnancy.

Better to be s sexy freak then a couple that has almost no sex at all! ENJOY IT EVERYDAY!
 
I'm glad that we're entertaining! I hope that our helpers find it funny and not gross or creepy or weird. Actually I hope that they haven't noticed, but I doubt I've been that lucky. :redface:

It happened again with TheBF standing right there. I had a helper assembling some shelves for us, when he came over to pick up a contractor's bag full of stuff to go to the landfill. Sitting right underneath was the paper insert that came inside the clear plastic clamshell for a bullet vibe that I bought. He picked up the beg to carry outside and it was just sitting underneath, right between me and TheBF. How did it get there? The bag had only been sitting there for day and we bought the egg months ago. It's like naughty elves are playing practical jokes on us! I made a OMG face and TheBF's eyes got huge and he quickly bent over and picked it up!
 

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