... it dawns on you that the biggest problem you're having with hired help in your home is with all the sex toys and freaky things you have.
Even though I keep doing "sweeps" of my house, it keeps happening! Someone will pick something up, revealing underneath an empty double dildo package with a nekkid woman posed seductively and the words Massive Penetrator Double Dong in huge letters across the top of it. Did he see it before I picked it up? Or, I'll be talking to a helper and spot a bottle of my favorite lube just innocently sitting out, nowhere near the bedroom or bathroom. It could pass for a bottle of lotion, right? It looks like lotion... Or, I'll think, "Oh, that's where our 4th sheepskin lined bondage cuff went!" Yeah, wonder if that was obvious...
About the 5th time something like this happens, you realize, "Gosh we're freaks!"
Even though I keep doing "sweeps" of my house, it keeps happening! Someone will pick something up, revealing underneath an empty double dildo package with a nekkid woman posed seductively and the words Massive Penetrator Double Dong in huge letters across the top of it. Did he see it before I picked it up? Or, I'll be talking to a helper and spot a bottle of my favorite lube just innocently sitting out, nowhere near the bedroom or bathroom. It could pass for a bottle of lotion, right? It looks like lotion... Or, I'll think, "Oh, that's where our 4th sheepskin lined bondage cuff went!" Yeah, wonder if that was obvious...
About the 5th time something like this happens, you realize, "Gosh we're freaks!"