The world's need for electrical energy is growing faster than a 20-year old's cock on a nude beach. Groping for new and environmentally friendly sources of electricity we can discover potential closer than deep in a coal mine or up on a windy hilltop. We already carry it close to our very selves. Run your hands along your body – you certainly know where to go and how to do it. Do you feel a tickle, a tingle on your skin, a charge running up and down your spine? A surging in your loins? That's electricity. Whenever you caress yourself or someone else you start a neurological flow of current. Any time you make love, have sex or simply fuck, you and your partner turn into real dynamos. It's time to harness the power of the Big O!
Yes, there are megawatts constantly going to waste in this world. It's time to tap our personal potential and sell it to the power company. The electrical current generated by one act of masturbation is measured at about .0025 milliamperes (the readings vary, of course). A couple entangled in a good old-fashioned 69 could generate around .0069mA. A Manhattan or London circle-jerk could help light up Times Square or Piccadilly Circus. Sure, a few mA isn't much, but if we wired everyone who is in any way sexually active into the grid (the technology already exists) the flow would be enormous. And wanting to help open up this new resource, masses of the previously inhibited would start to appreciate the power of sex. 1,429 women experiencing multiple orgasms for at least 41 minutes could recharge 27 cell phones or 150 vibrators. 272 men ejaculating could run 355 electric pencil sharpeners for 18 minutes (in addition to making a few babies). The 597,379 people in the LPSG could become the 'lectric Power Sex Generators.
Now, some of you are already thinking, “That's only amps coming from our bodies. Don't you need volts too?” Yes, and we're working on it every day in the laboratory. This is something that the great scientists who developed electricity – Alessandro Volta, Nikola Tesla, even M. André Ampère himself – never thought of. Tom Edison, who (historical fact) had a drawer full of dirty jokes in his desk, may have thought of it but was busy inventing other fun things. So tape those sensors to your erogenous zones and bridge them into the power lines. Unbutton your breeches, unhook your bra, start licking, sucking, powering.... Let the shining lights flash! Power from the People!!
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Yes, there are megawatts constantly going to waste in this world. It's time to tap our personal potential and sell it to the power company. The electrical current generated by one act of masturbation is measured at about .0025 milliamperes (the readings vary, of course). A couple entangled in a good old-fashioned 69 could generate around .0069mA. A Manhattan or London circle-jerk could help light up Times Square or Piccadilly Circus. Sure, a few mA isn't much, but if we wired everyone who is in any way sexually active into the grid (the technology already exists) the flow would be enormous. And wanting to help open up this new resource, masses of the previously inhibited would start to appreciate the power of sex. 1,429 women experiencing multiple orgasms for at least 41 minutes could recharge 27 cell phones or 150 vibrators. 272 men ejaculating could run 355 electric pencil sharpeners for 18 minutes (in addition to making a few babies). The 597,379 people in the LPSG could become the 'lectric Power Sex Generators.
Now, some of you are already thinking, “That's only amps coming from our bodies. Don't you need volts too?” Yes, and we're working on it every day in the laboratory. This is something that the great scientists who developed electricity – Alessandro Volta, Nikola Tesla, even M. André Ampère himself – never thought of. Tom Edison, who (historical fact) had a drawer full of dirty jokes in his desk, may have thought of it but was busy inventing other fun things. So tape those sensors to your erogenous zones and bridge them into the power lines. Unbutton your breeches, unhook your bra, start licking, sucking, powering.... Let the shining lights flash! Power from the People!!
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