AlteredEgo
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AlteredEgo

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NY is cold and rainy. I miss sunshine and my dogs, cat, and fishies. My house here is surreal without furniture. Homesick. Apr 25, 2017

    1. Wave85
      Wave85
      Happy Memorial Day AE! Hope you are recharging.
    2. ronin001
      ronin001
      The Ticks here are soooooooo bad this year. I have takes a half dozen off the dog and one of of myself, this past month
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        It was like that for me last year. This year has been uneventful. Be careful. They say there are new diseases.
        May 27, 2017 at 12:39 PM
    3. BillM
      BillM
      A/E. Hope you are going to have a wonderful Memorial Day Holiday weekend, baking anything special??
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Nope! I just plan to chill. You?
        May 27, 2017 at 12:58 PM
      3. BillM
        BillM
        Friends over for Cocktails and BBQ!!
        May 27, 2017 at 1:05 PM
    4. Penis Aficionado
      Penis Aficionado
      I can't reply to your posts about the guy "hitting the wall" in "Ask a Woman," but they were very informative and I just wanted to offer my thoughts ...

      HOLY FUCK, WHY ARE VAGINAS SO FUCKING CONFUSING?!?!
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Hahahahaha!

        I don't find them confusing. But, you can't see them, and school oversimplifies the vocabulary, so you need drawings.
        May 22, 2017
    5. Wave85
      Wave85
      We are not sleeping at the same time AE
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      3. Wave85
        Wave85
        Much better reasons than me AE - I just can't sleep - too much on my mind... need to try though - glad you are home safe
        May 18, 2017
      4. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Yes. Maybe some warm milk with butter melted in it? An auntie used to give me that to comfort me and help le sleep.
        May 18, 2017
      5. Wave85
        Wave85
        Thanks AE - wonder if that works with Almond Milk - luckily fell asleep - how nice must it be to have beautiful you show up as the Uber driver!
        May 18, 2017
    6. ronin001
      ronin001
      You made my morning, start with a huge smile, thank you
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    7. Wave85
      Wave85
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I did, thank you.
        May 13, 2017
    8. clcarter22
      clcarter22
      I'd love to chat with you. Chris
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        You're very polite. You can message me if you like.
        Apr 28, 2017
    9. AlteredEgo
      AlteredEgo
      NY is cold and rainy. I miss sunshine and my dogs, cat, and fishies. My house here is surreal without furniture. Homesick.
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        The sun finally came out, and brought the heat with it. I had to buy some clothes for running errands. I didn't pack for a random burst of summer.
        Apr 29, 2017
      3. ronin001
        ronin001
        we have had some 40 degree mornings lately, I am still wearing heavy wool suits. What is up with this Spring ?
        May 13, 2017
      4. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I just got back to VA this morning. It got a little miserable there in NY today I heard.
        May 13, 2017
    10. Fade
      Fade
      God forbid you say something that disagrees with the fantasy that someone wants to have. Then you're bitchy..
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Right? It's probably because I wrote "Don't fucking touch me". If he only knew how many white people put their fucking hands in my hair after having them God alone knows where, and how many men squeeze my arms and legs. Don't fucking touch me is law around here. LOL
        Apr 17, 2017
      3. Fade
        Fade
        Rem and I have similar rules. People can say all sorts of stupid shit and it's whatever. Touch us? GTFO. We had that problem at a bdsm munch. This dude maneuvered himself so his entire left side/profile was pressed up against my entire right side. Given it was a restaurant and mostly people we didn't know, so we just left. If he had gotten a smidgen more pushy it would have been a fucking fight.
        Apr 17, 2017
      4. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Cosign. The only reason no one has been struck by my safety-glass hammer is they are all very inebrieated. No one has uet seemed to intend me any harm, and intentions count with me. Still, I have no problems defending my boundaries, and letting Uber know when passengers are out of pocket.
        Apr 17, 2017
    11. AlteredEgo
      AlteredEgo
      Happy Easter to my peeps at the place where "He is risen" has another meaning.
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      2. ronin001
        ronin001
        LOL, I missed this one
        Apr 29, 2017
      3. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        You're overworked is all. Happy weekend to you, Ro.
        Apr 29, 2017
      4. ronin001
        ronin001
        Thank you, enjoy yours as well Miss A/E
        Apr 29, 2017
    12. vibrationzzz
      vibrationzzz
      It has been a little while. How have you been going AE?
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        How did I miss this? I love that Aussieism. How have you been going. I had an Aussie lover who asked that every day.

        I am well. Stressed, busy, a little heartbroken after two bizarre breakups in a row.
        Apr 27, 2017
      3. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        But overall, I feel quite well. And you?
        Apr 27, 2017
      4. vibrationzzz
        vibrationzzz
        All good here, getting a bit chilly these days, a bit warmer in your part of the world. I remember you had an Aussie as a lover for a while. it's always nice to ask how someone's day went for them. As long as you are able to be in a place where you can mend your heart gorgeous is the important thing. I be always up for a chat if you feelin a bit down ya know :)
        Apr 28, 2017
    13. big_thick_and_long_80
      big_thick_and_long_80
      Great looking dishes you've prepared!
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed.
        Mar 4, 2017
    14. therainbowbody
      therainbowbody
      Thanks for the follow! I always enjoy your posts!
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Thank you. I enjoy your posts too, so I'm glad you let me follow.
        Mar 1, 2017
    15. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
      MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
      Oh, BTW, cookie lady, here's hoping you had a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY with your man. He's lucky; I still remember your pics and wish I could send you a valentine
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I tried to sneak in an emoji of an octopus blowing a kiss, but tje site would not let me. LOL
        Feb 18, 2017
      3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        Aw Darlin' all you gotta do is google it, right click copy and paste it here when you find it. All good.
        Feb 18, 2017
      4. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        Octopus?? What-ARE-you-implying??:confused:
        Feb 18, 2017
    16. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
      MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Hahaha! Chuck, what is thiz about? Seems so random!
        Feb 18, 2017
      3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        Well you made a reply to some post about the etymology of the word poontang, so I researched it through the web, and an ex of mine.
        Feb 18, 2017
    17. ronin001
      ronin001
      Happy V-Day Miss A/E
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Thank you. Happy Valentine's to you as well. I hope you found something sweet to nibble.
        Feb 15, 2017
      3. ronin001
        ronin001
        Lets just say , that I enjoyed a little sugar yesterday
        Feb 15, 2017
      4. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Excellent. ;)
        Feb 16, 2017
    18. AlteredEgo
      AlteredEgo
      My general interest in penises should not be interpreted as specific interest in yours.
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Don't send me unsolicited graphic content . If I wanted to look at yours, I'd have already seen it.
        Feb 10, 2017
    19. ronin001
      ronin001
      Soo what fabulous things are you doing today ??
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Scratch puppyface behind the ears for me, and take Sunday to rest too!

        I have an urge to do chores today. Think I will do some laundry, put out the recycling and run the dishwasher. Oh and vacuum. Tomorrow I'll wash my dogs and then take a very hot, salty, oily, sudsy bath. Then I'm hitting a party. Doing anything for Superbowl Sunday?
        Feb 4, 2017
      3. ronin001
        ronin001
        I think I will take your advice and stay home today as well, I was going to join some friends for a ski trip; but the travel and beating the mountains would give me would be unwise now. PS: I love the adjectives you use to describe your impending bath. Have a good long soak. ( you should make hot wings because it is Super Bowl Sunday )
        Feb 5, 2017
      4. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Ha! I'm betting someone else is makin hot wings because it is tradition. I'm spreading onion and chive cream cheese onto hard salami and rolling it up. Low carb, high fat. Then I won't be so tempted by chips.
        Feb 5, 2017
    20. plaerait
      plaerait
      I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your photos! Fabulous artwork! Thanks for sharing!
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Thank you for saying so! I'm glad you enjoyed.
        Jan 18, 2017
      3. plaerait
        plaerait
        You are welcome! It is true, though this site is sketchy with many faca'de, some good people are here. :D
        Jan 18, 2017
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