AlteredEgo
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AlteredEgo

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My general interest in penises should not be interpreted as specific interest in yours. Feb 10, 2017

    1. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
      MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
      Oh, BTW, cookie lady, here's hoping you had a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY with your man. He's lucky; I still remember your pics and wish I could send you a valentine
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I tried to sneak in an emoji of an octopus blowing a kiss, but tje site would not let me. LOL
        Feb 18, 2017
      3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        Aw Darlin' all you gotta do is google it, right click copy and paste it here when you find it. All good.
        Feb 18, 2017
      4. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        Octopus?? What-ARE-you-implying??:confused:
        Feb 18, 2017
    2. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
      MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Hahaha! Chuck, what is thiz about? Seems so random!
        Feb 18, 2017
      3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
        Well you made a reply to some post about the etymology of the word poontang, so I researched it through the web, and an ex of mine.
        Feb 18, 2017
    3. ronin001
      ronin001
      Happy V-Day Miss A/E
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Thank you. Happy Valentine's to you as well. I hope you found something sweet to nibble.
        Feb 15, 2017
      3. ronin001
        ronin001
        Lets just say , that I enjoyed a little sugar yesterday
        Feb 15, 2017
      4. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Excellent. ;)
        Feb 16, 2017
    4. AlteredEgo
      AlteredEgo
      My general interest in penises should not be interpreted as specific interest in yours.
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Don't send me unsolicited graphic content . If I wanted to look at yours, I'd have already seen it.
        Feb 10, 2017
    5. ronin001
      ronin001
      Soo what fabulous things are you doing today ??
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Scratch puppyface behind the ears for me, and take Sunday to rest too!

        I have an urge to do chores today. Think I will do some laundry, put out the recycling and run the dishwasher. Oh and vacuum. Tomorrow I'll wash my dogs and then take a very hot, salty, oily, sudsy bath. Then I'm hitting a party. Doing anything for Superbowl Sunday?
        Feb 4, 2017
      3. ronin001
        ronin001
        I think I will take your advice and stay home today as well, I was going to join some friends for a ski trip; but the travel and beating the mountains would give me would be unwise now. PS: I love the adjectives you use to describe your impending bath. Have a good long soak. ( you should make hot wings because it is Super Bowl Sunday )
        Feb 5, 2017
      4. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Ha! I'm betting someone else is makin hot wings because it is tradition. I'm spreading onion and chive cream cheese onto hard salami and rolling it up. Low carb, high fat. Then I won't be so tempted by chips.
        Feb 5, 2017
    6. plaerait
      plaerait
      I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your photos! Fabulous artwork! Thanks for sharing!
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Thank you for saying so! I'm glad you enjoyed.
        Jan 18, 2017
      3. plaerait
        plaerait
        You are welcome! It is true, though this site is sketchy with many faca'de, some good people are here. :D
        Jan 18, 2017
    7. ronin001
      ronin001
      I hope you are staying warm, curled up with a good book, a plate of cookies and glass of wine. Happy Saturday
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      2. ronin001
        ronin001
        Rest for the remainder of today, probably go out for a while tomorrow, possibly, light the BBQ grill ( I miss the smell of smoke ) and knowing me go to work Monday even though it is a holiday
        Jan 14, 2017
      3. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        BBQ is a great idea. I do have one more steak.
        Jan 14, 2017
      4. ronin001
        ronin001
        Do it,, you know you want to
        Jan 14, 2017
    8. Fade
      Fade
      Jesus fuck there are an awful lot of mansplain-y posts from a couple particular individuals lately -_-
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I don't know what I'd do with myself if I didn't have LPSG to help me know what it is I think and feel, and what my every last motive is!
        Jan 12, 2017
      3. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I gotta start keeping my sexy and lascivious shoulders concealed.
        Jan 12, 2017
      4. Fade
        Fade
        HA! Pretty much... ugh
        Jan 12, 2017
    9. moparmike
      moparmike
      You are so very talented in the kitchen! Wonderful photos of your handiwork. Bravo, maam. You are indeed an artisan.
      1. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Thank you!
        Jan 10, 2017
    10. AlteredEgo
      AlteredEgo
      My doggies LOVE this snow! Me? Not so much. Storm is only half over and I spent two hours shoveling out. But I'm happy for the pups.
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      3. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I used to like shoveling snow. I do usually tell myself it is great cross-training, and that makes the job easier and more fun. But this time I had a really bad cold, so my stamina sucked. Luckily, I did have help, but it still took us 2 hours. You'd have gotten some of the pineapple curry chicken I made for supper though.
        Jan 11, 2017
      4. ronin001
        ronin001
        That does sound like a great dish to enjoy on a cold day
        Jan 11, 2017
      5. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        It's from a cookbook my grandmother bought me when I was little. I'll send you the recipe.
        Jan 11, 2017
    11. Fade
      Fade
      Yeah.. I was thinking it was gratuitous wank fodder when I was reading it. Rem had a good giggle over it too, when I read him a portion of that post..
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      3. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I did, and I hope you and Remington did too, whether close or apart. Happy new year to you both.
        Jan 1, 2017
      4. Fade
        Fade
        Rem says Happy New Year to you too. We unfortunately did not get to spend it together, but we dressed up nice for our Skype chat. I was sipping a sparkling moscato and he was sipping some Disaronno :D
        Jan 1, 2017
      5. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Proseco here. Dude and I got Christmas but not New Year's.
        Jan 2, 2017
    12. BiggerDickThanGod
      BiggerDickThanGod
      Happy New Year gorgeous one! Hope you're enjoying yourself this festive season and cooking some splendid food.

      *Raises glass to 2017*
      1. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        For once someone was cooking for me! A whole week of delicious foods prepared by my dude's father. It was awesome. I should have taken some pictures, but I was too busy eating those meals, and the pastries the aunties all made. I hope your holiday was just as jolly, but less fattening.
        Dec 28, 2016
      2. BiggerDickThanGod
        BiggerDickThanGod
        Fairly certain I have put on a few pounds over the holiday season. Which probably doesn't hurt actually, although I'd like to get back to some kind of exercise routine soon.
        Dec 30, 2016
      3. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I managed to avoid weight gain. I'm not sure how.
        Dec 30, 2016
    13. ronin001
      ronin001
      I hope you are having an enjoyable Christmas A/E
      1. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I'm going to guess by your internet access that you did not yet go out of town. Travel safely if you do, and have a merry Christmas. May the spirit of the season continue to breathe through your deeds all year.
        Dec 25, 2016
      2. ronin001
        ronin001
        Thanks so much , A/E. I postponed my leaving till the end of the week
        Dec 25, 2016
    14. alcor972
      alcor972
      hello, A/E!... thank you for your recent greetings!... I enjoyed following your posts all this year long... you're one of my anchors here on lpsg...
      thank you very much for the gentle attention you show toward me...
      I wish you to have a pleasant time for the last week of this year...
      merry christmas, A/E!... and thank you again!...
    15. BillM
      BillM
      A/E, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, lets have fun on here in 2017!! Bill
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Right back atcha! Merry Christmas, and a Naughty New Year!
        Dec 23, 2016
      3. BillM
        BillM
        A/E Any great Christmas cookies left?? Bill
        Dec 23, 2016
      4. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Dude's aunts make Welsh cookies from a recipe that's been in their family for centuries! They are fried, not baked. They require teamwork to make properly. So amazing.
        Dec 23, 2016
    16. BillM
      BillM
      AE, Are you getting into the Christmas mood yet and I am sure you will be baking UP some great things for the Holiday's, Merry Christmas and Happy News Years!! Bill
      1. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Hey, Bill! Merry Christmas, and happy New Year to you too! I've been baking cookies.
        Dec 6, 2016
      2. BillM
        BillM
        I think I am able to smell your hot cookies here!! Bill
        Dec 6, 2016
    17. SilverTrain
      SilverTrain
      Reads thread post in "Ask a Woman".

      Can't help fantasizing about AE contending with an oversized load.

      Big, big turn on.

      Thanks much for the heat. ;-)
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        I like to keep it spicy. Glad you stopped by for a nibble.

        Seriously though, what post was this? Most importantly, how have you been?
        Nov 25, 2016
      3. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Ohhhhhh. I think I found it. I'm impressed by your imagination.
        Nov 26, 2016
    18. AlteredEgo
      AlteredEgo
      Happy Thanksgiving Day.
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    19. ronin001
      ronin001
      Happy Thanks Giving. are you baking or frying your turkey ?
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      2. ronin001
        ronin001
        I hope you are done eating your left overs by now
        Nov 28, 2016
      3. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Oh no. Not quite. But my leftovers are fantastic. I'll PM you.
        Nov 28, 2016
      4. ronin001
        ronin001
        I can only imaging, the yummy wonders you have made
        Nov 28, 2016
    20. BiggerDickThanGod
      BiggerDickThanGod
      How is everything? Are you back working again now? Hope you're doing okay! <3
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      2. AlteredEgo
        AlteredEgo
        Not yet. Haven't even looked for a job nor tried to establish any cottage industry business relationships. I'm still dealing with practical things related to her passing. It will be fine though. I never go long without work when I want it, and I did line up my references, someone to polish my resume, and several someones to do practice interviews. Mostly, I'm bonding with my dog, because that feels good.
        Nov 21, 2016
      3. BiggerDickThanGod
        BiggerDickThanGod
        "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole" - Roger Caras
        *hugs*
        Nov 23, 2016
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