1% Gay/Straight? HUH?!?

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  1. sundevil12

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    So I've been really getting into this site lately and noticing there are a lot of people out here who are only 1% Gay/Straight......

    Somebody please explain...does that mean "just the tip?"

    I guess because I'm a sarcastic jackass, I'm just envisioning the following scenario:

    MALE 1: Hey dude, so I'm gay. You down to hook up? :cool:

    MALE 2: Yea, man, come on over. Oh, but I do have to tell you something. I'm only 1% gay, so the only thing we can do to mess around is that I can have you suck on my left nipple. The other 99% of me is straight.:wink:


    Don't mean to be rude, but would anybody care to explain?
     
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    But seriously, the simple answer is that sexuality is complex. If you believe that BI people exist, they have an emotional and physical attraction to people of BOTH sexes. That is precisley the same thing that allows you to say that you are 100% gay. (you are incapable of having both of those components for women)
     
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    Thanks for posting this - I've never understood that either!
     
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    It means different things for everyone. To some guys, it is their fascination with large cocks, even though they are otherwise straight. They may enjoy seeing the cocks in straight porn or on LPSG, but don't want to hook up with guys.

    To others, it may be the willingness to let guys perform oral sex on them without reciprocating. Or they may jerk off to straight porn with their buddies.

    Or a thousand other reasons..

    Edit: That is for the 1%gay/99%straight ones, btw.
     
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    One more of the thousands??....

    I take the one percent to mean that they know what their orientation is, and are secure enough in it to be able to admire, appreciate, etc., the same / opposite gender.

    Oh, but we do have the "that's all that I want to admit" percents also, lol :cool:
     
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    I mean there is an extent you have to be comfortable with certain things, especially being on here a forum about PENIS! Which is why I put the 1%. I have never fooled around with another guy and I currently don't plan to but this is a site about PENIS so some level of comfort has to be reached.
     
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    I am and always have been totally attracted to guys, but I used to have a girlfriend who I fucked because I was trying to act straight. I could probably get it on with a girl again if I wanted to, but TBH I would only do that now to have kids. So I'm not 100% gay but as good as. Make sense?
     
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    It means everything. It means nothing. I've been avoiding this site because of self-repeating topic threads, such as this one, and some private notes twits relatively new to the site have sent me without my solicitation. The question posed by the OP shows up so many times that it is a tired, boring joke -- one that isn't funny or interesting.

    For example, I returned to LSPG recently after several weeks only to be greeted by an unsolicited private note from some flaming queen who felt it his responsibility to point out to me that in his expert opinion I'm bisexual -- not gay. WTF?! The fool even addressed me as "Mary." There are much more important things to be concerned about than one's percentage of "orientation" or one's ethnic background.

    The tags to this topic are "gay or straight" and "huh." The OP should have also included the tags "Dumb as a brick" and "I'm terrifically boring and have no life."

    Worried that you're too straight or not enough gay? Completely flummoxed by your own and everyone else's sexuality? Get a spayed or neutered dog or cat and join a monastery where you won't have to worry about such burdensome things.

    Oh, and "Sheesh!"
     
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    I though "bear" referred to being hairy, not grumpy and growling??
     
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    haha, glad to see the site is all in good fun :)

    First off, I apologize for the "self-repeating topic thread," but I guess as long as you feel better venting about it on here, if that really puts your mind at ease about the situation, by all means vent away!

    It was a question. Something that one person was curious about, and since there is an outlet here for him to talk to other people about it, rather than to the people who inhabit the conservative, God-fearing, football-loving bible belt in which he lives.

    Perhaps you should go back to avoiding the site if it pisses you off so much.


    And to everybody else, Thank you for the considerate responses.
     
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    (Strokes Bear's neck) There, there, now..
     
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    OK, I'll admit to being 100% cranky today. But still . . .
     
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    I just take it to mean the obvious; sexual attraction. I love many men in my life as friends, I can appreciate and admire men and the male form but am I sexually aroused or attracted to it? no; and that is why I put !00% straight. I am what I am. Neither proud nor ashamed. Just someone who knows and is comfortable with his own sexuality and respectful of others. What I dislike is the idea some hold that choosing 100% straight on here ( I've never been asked to think of a percentage anywhere else) is some kind of subliminal homophobic statement, like they see an exclamation point attached to it. I don't worry about it though.
    Maybe 99% straight is like 99% vegetarian. You only eat meat once in a while, at parties after a few drinks. Sorry. :redface:
     
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    It's all good :) We all have our cranky moments.

    I don't really mean to call into question all of the psychology behind sexuality and what qualifies as 'bisexual' and whatnot. I guess I was just curious as to how some people arrived at their choice in sexuality FOR THEIR PROFILE, NOT IN REAL LIFE! I personally believe sexuality isn't a choice, but I'm sure there's a whole other thread for that debate. But when it said "sexual orientation", what makes people pick "1%" rather than the other options?
     
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    Personally, for me, my 1% is there to show I'm not a gay isolationist and to express some token solidarity with and acceptance of the straight people (of both genders) that are such an important part of this site.

    And also that I'm not an absolutist on questions of sexuality.

    I wouldn't expect anyone with a 1% to act on it, that's what the 10, 20, etc, percentages are for.
     
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    Firstly, let me state that I can only speak for myself and my thought processes.

    I was asked about this in a PM upon joining. My reply was basically that I would never fuck another man, but I do have the slight moment where I find myself appreciating the male form. And I have wanked off to gay erotic stories on the net. Maybe 10% is actually closer to my brain patterns, but I was thinking of the balance between arousal vs. what I would physically do in real life. And tipping towards the latter.
     
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    I won't even bother reading the rest of the replies because this is the one i most agree with.
     
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    As a 1% gay guy (lol), my basic answer is, I have it there because I am a straight guy, never would I have any sexual interaction with another man, and I'm not attracted to males whatsoever, but I am fascinated by large cocks.
     
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