(1) Im 5 weeks into a relationship with a girl who might have the finest ass Ive ever seen... And that is saying something. Even better... She's open to anal! Problem: She's so fucking tight I'm having trouble getting much more than my head in. The size/tightness issue seemed to get her even more aroused... But I seriously want to tear that shit up and I just cant right now. She said she wants to keep trying (thank God), but I'd really like to make this work... Soon.... Any suggestions as to how I might losen her up, short of her getting a butt plug? (2) Were staying @ a hotel this weekend in Napa that had the nerve to call our room last night around two am to tell us there had been noise complaints and recommended that we "call it a night." Now.. I wouldnt say the walls are thin in this hotel b/c i havent heard a sound from our neighboring rooms since we got here, so I'm willing to contend that we were probably getting pretty vocal (seriously, those KY commercials arent exagerating the effectiveness of their product.) Nevertheless, I told the guy on the phone "people come to Napa to drink and fuck," and hung up. Then, we proceeded to fuck relentlessly for a couple more hours. Do you think I say something to the GM? I'm not crazy, right? Who was being the dick in this scenario... Me or the late-night guy at the desk? Anyone else ever been confronted about loud sex @ a hotel?