1 Week Of Mind-blowing Sex... For A Price

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God has appeared before you and has presented you with a unique opportunity.

With his great power, God materializes the perfect sexual partner for you. This person is physically and mentally everything you want sexually. In fact, they are quite a few things you didn't even know you needed. Sex with this person will give you the most intense and fulfilling orgasms possible. The experience will be beyond anything a normal person could give you. God says that you can spend one week with this person, having the greatest sex possible in the universe. However, after the week is up, your genitals will shrivel up and fall off.

Do you take the one week of perfect sex in exchange for not having genitals for the rest of your life? Or, do you continue on with the sex life you have now?
 
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Continue and keep my ding dong. As fun as that week might be, what will you do if/when you meet someone and you’re genital-free? I’m already not getting laid, haven’t in years, I’ll keep my dick and take my chances, I’ve gone this long.
 

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Continue and keep my ding dong. As fun as that week might be, what will you do if/when you meet someone and you’re genital-free? I’m already not getting laid, haven’t in years, I’ll keep my dick and take my chances, I’ve gone this long.

So your concern would be about finding companionship after the week was over?

To be honest, that is something I would be concerned about as well. I'm not too concerned about sex after my junk falls off, but I would be very concerned about being lonely and alone afterwards.
 

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So your concern would be about finding companionship after the week was over?

To be honest, that is something I would be concerned about as well. I'm not too concerned about sex after my junk falls off, but I would be very concerned about being lonely and alone afterwards.
Maybe if I were terminally ill I’d change my outlook, otherwise it’s an extremely short sighted plan. I don’t see my current situation changing anytime soon/ever, but castrating oneself might all but incinerate any chances of a relationship/sex life. While I’d like a week of perfect booty knockin’, I’d also like to keep my winkie and work on myself and earn my sexy times the old fashioned way- by being a decent human, and hopefully just not ugly enough to tolerate visually.
 

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I'd say no and keep living the sexual life I have. I have from boring to extraordinary. Some days are better then others.

What about you, OP?
 

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I'd say no and keep living the sexual life I have. I have from boring to extraordinary. Some days are better then others.

What about you, OP?

I'm not sure. I'm largely celibate and don't mind remaining like that, so the loss of sexual functions wouldn't bother me that much. However losing my genitals would bother me. I have... issues with my genitals but even I don't want them to fall off. But, the kind of sex I'm imagining that this would be*, isn't the kind of thing you can turn down easily. I think my biggest concern would be the loneliness of probably not being able to find someone after my genitals shrivel up and fall off.

I think if afterwards the "perfect sexual partner" would stay with me as a companion, so that I don't get lonely, I would probably do it.

*In my mind the kind of sex you would get isn't just normal good sex. It's truly something greater. Comparing it to normal sex would be like comparing normal sex to scratching your balls. It's a totally different experience.
 
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Ill just take notes of the qualities of this chosen person and look for as close to that as possible...because even the most fulfilling sex would suck if only lasted a week.
 
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Continue as I am. Sex with my boyfriend is amazing and I get it (usually) twice a day.
 

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God has appeared before you and has presented you with a unique opportunity.

With his great power, God materializes the perfect sexual partner for you. This person is physically and mentally everything you want sexually. In fact, they are quite a few things you didn't even know you needed. Sex with this person will give you the most intense and fulfilling orgasms possible. The experience will be beyond anything a normal person could give you. God says that you can spend one week with this person, having the greatest sex possible in the universe. However, after the week is up, your genitals will shrivel up and fall off.

Do you take the one week of perfect sex in exchange for not having genitals for the rest of your life? Or, do you continue on with the sex life you have now?
I'd tell God to shove it as he's not offering anything more than I already have :D

...And then remind Him that He's a figment of humanity's imagination. ;)
 
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God may disagree but there's always the option of going to Hell to work as a freelance bastard.
Hell doesn’t exist the catholic and Christian churches have admitted this. Weird how they can just change stuff, like limbo and the enlightenment