10 inches of straight Romanian Dick

[D_alex8]

Me too. He only says "gay" four times in his short introductory paragraph, along with "I love a man with strong arms like mine", "make my ass hot as in (sic) hell", and "I like ... getting guys off." Straight as an arrow, yeah. :tongue:

I think that some schmuck in the advertizing section thought that the whole 'straight guy' thing would sell. But forgot to revise the rest of the text, because Ion (which I believe to be his real name) is as gay as it gets, and speaks only a little English (i.e. he certainly never put this text together). :smile:

 

[jdoe86]

I'd have to see it in person to verify the size.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

@Alex-Fuck you.
@Jeff-Fuck you with a Kosher Salami.

 

[D_alex8]

@Alex-Fuck you.
@Jeff-Fuck you with a Kosher Salami.

*rolls over, plays possum, and begs for forgiveness. Or punishment. In fact, punishment would be the clear winner*

 

[hung9mike]

I think that some schmuck in the advertizing section thought that the whole 'straight guy' thing would sell.

Well, not to open a can of worms here, but I've always been amused at the notion of straight men looking to have sex with other men.

By the way, Alex, I've always enjoyed your posts. You're a funny, articulate, and insightful guy!

 

[B_Stronzo]

Sadly his cock is a bit thin compared to its length. Looks like a pencil penis.

True. And the cum shot is soooooooooooooooooo fake.

 

[D_alex8]

Well, not to open a can of worms here, but I've always been amused at the notion of straight men looking to have sex with other men.

By the way, Alex, I've always enjoyed your posts. You're a funny, articulate, and insightful guy!

Thank you kindly, sir :wink:...

In fairness, I think the straight thing works both ways though... there are certainly gay guys who find the idea of gaining (fantasy) access to this 'forbidden fruit' a turn-on.. if you take a site like CircleJerkBoys, for example, the whole concept is that the viewer is gaining access to otherwise unobtainable 'real straight guys off the street'... even when they are busy shoving their cocks up each other's asses

 

[mnrocky]

Its a str8 man's version of10".

 

[SR_search4bp]

it's an 8-incher... the clear sight of a woman... :smile:

all the rest is typical porn-website-bullsh..

and not even a nice 8-incher...

or does the guy have hands as big as toilet-bowl-covers?

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

*He's skanky as fuck
*What the hell did they use for cum, Bisquick?
*That's not 10 inches

1) I thought you liked them skanky Sorcerer
2):laugh2:
3) Of couse it's not ten inches, if it weren't a lie it wouldn't be entertainment (think about it)

I also posted about how there was something fishy about the advertisement but I tore down my post, I think it's rather funny, the whole lot of it.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Skanky less than 10".

 

[longcocklondon]

10 inches or not i cant say but i would still suck the fucker

 

[Wave]

" 10 inches is the new 8?" and i thought orange was still the new black!!!

 

[manta88ray]

lol - "orange is the new pink..." And 10" is the new 8" very true imho