10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should NOT Be Allowed

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    Here are 10 reasons why IMHO gay/lesbian marriage is morally wrong, and why California made a huge error in allowing it - kinda inspired by Michelle Malkin:

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    01) Being gay is not natural. REAL Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, air conditioning, and surgery.

    02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, just like hanging around tall people will make you tall.

    03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

    04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

    05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage, or marriages based on citizenship/shutting your parents up/financial gain would be compromised.

    06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

    07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

    0http://www.justusboys.com/forum/images/smilie/icon_cool.gif Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

    09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

    10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

    Plus, Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs! DUH!

    Yeah. It's not Michelle Malkin. It's from facebook through DailyKos via Lavender Wolves.
     
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    I've said it before and i'll say it again....

    Straight people have done more to fuck up the sanctity of marriage than gay people ever could. Look at the divorce and living together rate....we don't even do it very well.
     
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    Besides can gay men be happy together, see what happened in Brokeback Mountain. :eek:
     
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    Hah when I read the title I was expecting to throw-down with you. Your points are very nice. I must befriend you for this post alone!
     
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    And isn't homosexuality closely linked to violent tendencies and theft??
     
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    I heard homosexuality leads to beastiality. It's a slippery slope.
     
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    Ah yes! The infamous Man/Dog love: we should all be grateful that the good people of PA finally got rid of that clown Santorum.
     
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    Thanks for the funny post OP - a friend sent me a similar list of reasons a couple of weeks ago.
     
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    This list was made more in a humorous vein, a parody of the arguments against it. The funny thing is, some of those overt points are actually closely related to real arguments against it. Actually, all of them are.
     
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    LOL -- I can think of several people I should send this article to. Unfortunately, it wouldn't do them any good.
     
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    It wasn't until the dinosaur comment I realized this was a joke. Just everyone made me say what the fuck louder.
     
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    Forgot to mention drunken behavior, which is linked to the violence.

    Oh--damn!!! straights do that too.
     
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    Great post - thanks Marley.
     
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    It should be allowed in every country of the world, but just under the condition to allow polygamy marriage first. That's my stand, lol
     
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    hoo the fucking hell do u think u r- mare parents are straight and im bi and my m8t is full on gay and his parents r straight. that isnt far from homophobic tal. how dare u???
     
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    Dude, the guy who wrote this thread is a 100% gay man. He was being sarcastic by summing up the reasons why certain people say gays cant get married.
     
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    You might want to read it again. It's a joke/sarcastic list really explaining that people against gay marriage are idiots.
    But you made an honest mistake, I suppose.
     
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    Example: Pamela Anderson, and HER marriages are considered sacred? Gimme a break! :rolleyes:
     
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    It's okay dumbcow, he obviously drew his weapon as soon as he saw the thread title and didn't bother reading through it, most of the points sound silly and frivolous, and by the last statement about homosexuality killing the dinosaurs, it's clearly a joke thread. Plus if he glanced slightly to the left he'd see that the OP is gay. And handsome.
     
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