10 reasons why i go to work naked

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
    9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
    8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
    7. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
    6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
    5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
    4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
    3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
    2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
    ...and (drum roll) the number one reason to Go To Work Naked:
    1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
     
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    Well played....
     
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    I should try.lol
     
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