10 Superpowers Every Woman Ought to Have

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  1. Mandee

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    I found this in an issue of Glamour, and thought I would share it here with you. :)

    10 superpowers every woman ought to have
    by Kimberly Bonnell and Pamela Redmond Satran
    1 KateMossidence - the guts to set your own style trends.
    2 WhatCeilingism - the unquestioning belief that a no-limits career is yours for the taking.
    3 Guilt Freeze - the clarity to know when you don't have to say sorry.
    4 Bar None - a knack for never paying for your own drinks.
    5 Alba-tude - at your command, a shoulders-back, hair-flipping aura that makes you the woman every man lusts for.
    6 Weigh-dar - the uncanny ability to peer into the future of that crash diet and see that it just won't work.
    7 Orgasmaggression - an I-want-seconds attitude in bed.
    8 NoMamaDrama - the wisdom to sometimes tell your mother that she's right (even when she isn't).
    9 Gravity Control - magical boob- and butt-lift, or at least excellent underwear.
    10 Ex-orcism - the will not to answer the phone when that guy from '05 calls at midnight.
     
  2. Principessa

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    Numbers 2 and 3 are the only ones upon which I sometimes flounder. Otherwise, the rest have been a part of my arsenal for well over a decade. :cool:




     
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  4. whatireallywant

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    I need the WhatCeilingism and Alba-tude!

    I already have Orgasmaggression and Gravity Control. :smile:

    The others are hit and miss, I suppose.
     
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    I can live with it.
     
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    U know U found the right guy when he tells U that he believe you have all 10.
     
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