10 Things Guys Should Never Say If They Ever Want To See You Again Whether the subject is sex, weight, or love, here are a few lines that should send you ladies running for the hills if you hear them from your dude. Feel free to add yours in the comments! 1. What did you say your name was again? 2. Well, I was in love with you. Now Im not so sure. 3. Did I ever tell you that I didnt actually go to Harvard? 4. I cant feel anything. 5. Come to think of it, those jeans do make you look fat. 6. I forgot my wallet. 7. I dont have a condom, but I have sex all the time without a condom, and Ive never gotten anyone pregnant. 8. I do not smell like a strip club! 9. Without you, I am a spineless loser. 10. I cry a lot. Thankfully, I have never had a man say any of these things to me.