10 things Ive learned on LPSG

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1. No matter how well hung you are..someone will tell you your small.
2.Never put a "10" in your avatar name!(im 9") ok?
3.You'll always get more compliments on your size from the gay guys and not the girls.
4. The women on here for the most part,use this for a social site,NOT to check out our cocks
5.the most well hung guys here are black(sorry but it IS true.)
6.were still waiting for ONE cock thats over 10 1/2" to actualy post measured pics..STILL
7.If your str8 You wont hook up through here..lol
8.There are some really sexually strange fuckers here....
9.Ive met some great folks here too...
10.people who worry about circumcision need to get a life.

Yay, a normal yet slightly delusional white guy. I think.
 
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My 10th thing is...fucking good post. I fit into #8, so do most of those i .........
 
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uuummm...no you're not. Not even close. Saying it over and over again will never make it true junior. Have you run across JimmyDahardest1 here by any chance. Seems you two have a lot in common. :rolleyes:
yes we deal with jerks like you:)
 

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1. No matter how well hung you are..someone will tell you your small.

...or visa versa :rolleyes:

2.Never put a "10" in your avatar name!(im 9") ok?

Don't claim shit. Let 'em wonder.

3.You'll always get more compliments on your size from the gay guys and not the girls.

Ain't it the truth. And I appreciate every one of 'em.

4. The women on here for the most part,use this for a social site,NOT to check out our cocks

No sleep lost.

5.the most well hung guys here are black(sorry but it IS true.)

Well, I'm not so sure, but I'll take your word for it.

6.were still waiting for ONE cock thats over 10 1/2" to actualy post measured pics..STILL

:tongue:

7.If your str8 You wont hook up through here..lol

See no. 4.

8.There are some really sexually strange fuckers here....
:firedevil:

9.Ive met some great folks here too...
10.people who worry about circumcision need to get a life.

:cool:
 

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No you're not.

Ugh.. now this is the new Jimmy thread! (Hate to say it but no way..not 9..sorry but no):(

uuummm...no you're not. Not even close. Saying it over and over again will never make it true junior. Have you run across JimmyDahardest1 here by any chance. Seems you two have a lot in common.

yes we deal with jerks like you:)

Wow...good one. Did somebody help you with that witty retort? :rolleyes:
 

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Shame
what could have been the makings of a decent thread, ( a rarity LPSG) ruined - me thinks ..
we do end up resorting to petty behaviours, many of us.
 

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Forgot a couple ....

Those that claim to be a certain size and are challenged on it, never seem to be able to put up a clear, unedited measured photo to prove it :cool:

There are those that no matter what the lack of evidence shows, want to believe so bad, that they will continue to claim that the elusive 11" and above exist, and members here have them, despite having no proof :rolleyes:
 

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One thing I've learned. If you're a guy with an actual 12 to 13 inch cock, your cock really doesn't exist. Your cock has been photoshopped. If you have a 11 to 10.5 inch cock, that too is photoshopped, so that doesn't exist either. If you have a 9.5 inch cock, that apparently is marginal... but probably it too is photoshopped. And the guys that say your cock picture has been faked... they, have cocks smaller than your photoshopped cock.

And then we have those people like YOU, who are willing to believe that any and every pic or size claim is automatically real without any question and then you get all butt hurt when people point out that they are false.

Which includes, but is not limited to, prosthetics, false size claims, fisheye lens photos and yes... photoshops!

You want to believe they are real so badly that you are blinded.

All I can say is that rulers are your friend, open your eyes, and use your brain. One of those may be easier to do than the others, but I'll let you figure out which one. :cool:

(See #6 from the original post)
 
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1. No matter how well hung you are..someone will tell you your small.
2.Never put a "10" in your avatar name!(im 9") ok?
3.You'll always get more compliments on your size from the gay guys and not the girls.
4. The women on here for the most part,use this for a social site,NOT to check out our cocks
5.the most well hung guys here are black(sorry but it IS true.)
6.were still waiting for ONE cock thats over 10 1/2" to actualy post measured pics..STILL
7.If your str8 You wont hook up through here..lol
8.There are some really sexually strange fuckers here....
9.Ive met some great folks here too...
10.people who worry about circumcision need to get a life.

Your #5 is bullshit and just flat out not true. There are plenty of very large black, white, latino, etc. guys here - it's a not a race related thing. Maybe you have a thing for black guys and that's why you said that, who knows.

Not to mention, the only member here with a legitimate (not cheating) 9 inch measurement is white and that's runner9.
 
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the only member here with a legitimate (not cheating) 9 inch measurement is white and that's runner9.


oh alpha, your a GEM hah
made my day .. already
ie laffing at 9am is a rarity for lpsg threads haha





shhhhhh now to gander at Mr Runner9s
 

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lol there are 74000 members on this site... now of course all of them don't have pics and all of them aren't male but unless you've sorted through all of them your claims about black guys is spurious at best... and your defensiveness about your own size (as is usually the case when people don't post measurement photos) is telling.
 

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Aplha you say Runner9 is the only legit measured 9" weiner here.
I beg to differ...my dildo is a legit NBP 9.5" :tongue:

Is that before or after you factor in the tangent of the perpendicular axis to the parallel vector including the parallaxes? :confused:
 
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