10 things that sound dirty @ Christmas, but aren't

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1) Did you get any under the tree?
2)I think your balls are hanging too low.
3)Check out Rudolph's honker.
4)Santa's sack is really bulging.
5)Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
6)Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
7)I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
8)From here, you can't tell if they're real or artificial.
9)Can I interest you in some dark meat?
10)To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
 

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1) Did you get any under the tree?
2)I think your balls are hanging too low.
3)Check out Rudolph's honker.
4)Santa's sack is really bulging.
5)Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
6)Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
7)I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
8)From here, you can't tell if they're real or artificial.
9)Can I interest you in some dark meat?
10)To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.


LOL......:rolleyes: