10 Ways To Know If You Have "estrogen Issues"

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  1. jakeatolla

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    1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
    2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
    3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
    4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
    5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
    6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
    7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
    8. You're not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a real witch
    9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
    10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
     
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    They don't put as many in those bottles as they used to. I'm sure it's a terrorist plot by Al Qaeda.
     
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