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10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU BEAT OFF TOO MUCH:
1. Your right arm is noticeably bigger than your left.
2. You recognise porn characters names.
3. You've learnt that Google video means you never have to click on another video, they just autoplay.
4. You've considered either... making an online poker account, starting a four week workout programme or trying to meet single people in your local area.
5. You constantly find yourself running out of tissues.
6. You and the corner shop owner are on first name terms due to number 5.
7. You've convinced yourself that you don't need a girlfriend as it feels pretty much the same.
8. You're running out of porn sites to visit as you've seen most of the high rated videos on the main sites.
9. You've started to rate the video once you've finished.
10. You've got no clean socks anymore.
1. Your right arm is noticeably bigger than your left.
2. You recognise porn characters names.
3. You've learnt that Google video means you never have to click on another video, they just autoplay.
4. You've considered either... making an online poker account, starting a four week workout programme or trying to meet single people in your local area.
5. You constantly find yourself running out of tissues.
6. You and the corner shop owner are on first name terms due to number 5.
7. You've convinced yourself that you don't need a girlfriend as it feels pretty much the same.
8. You're running out of porn sites to visit as you've seen most of the high rated videos on the main sites.
9. You've started to rate the video once you've finished.
10. You've got no clean socks anymore.