rainsfletcher: I was giving a presentation at work today in front of, oh, I'd say about 100 colleagues. I'm usually pretty good at logging out of IM before such things, but I've been using this god-damn Netegrity thing I saw on LPSG (logs into all my IMs at once...pretty damn handy). Forgot one, apparently. So, I leave the presentation, and I'm working in and out of the Visio diagrams, so my entire screen was displayed on the projector. I turned around to answer a question from some dufus, and I hear people start to laugh. I'm starting to get offended, when my BOSSSS points to the screen. Some guy from LPSG had was IMing me, someone I didnt know. The text of the IM, in foot-high letters was: "Dude," "I'm from LPSG" "Are you really 9 inches?" "That's fucking HUGE" "The women must LOVE you..." Now, I closed it out, logged off, and turned around. 200 eyeballs looking at my crotch...which would (of course) arouse a semi. I said it was someone IMing me at random, but I don't think anyone bought it. How do you go to work the next day?????