100 people found out about my dick today

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  1. Imported

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    rainsfletcher: I was giving a presentation at work today in front of, oh, I'd say about 100 colleagues. I'm usually pretty good at logging out of IM before such things, but I've been using this god-damn Netegrity thing I saw on LPSG (logs into all my IMs at once...pretty damn handy). Forgot one, apparently.

    So, I leave the presentation, and I'm working in and out of the Visio diagrams, so my entire screen was displayed on the projector. I turned around to answer a question from some dufus, and I hear people start to laugh. I'm starting to get offended, when my BOSSSS points to the screen.

    Some guy from LPSG had was IMing me, someone I didnt know. The text of the IM, in foot-high letters was:

    "Dude,"
    "I'm from LPSG"
    "Are you really 9 inches?"
    "That's fucking HUGE"
    "The women must LOVE you..."

    Now, I closed it out, logged off, and turned around. 200 eyeballs looking at my crotch...which would (of course) arouse a semi.

    I said it was someone IMing me at random, but I don't think anyone bought it.

    How do you go to work the next day?????
     
  2. Imported

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    HORSEHUNGshowoff: Damn that suxx , Funny as hell for us as some stories I have related but embarrassing for you .
    I had a similar thing at a job happen like that but not NEARLY so embarrassing. guess you just hope it blows over lol


    the REAL deal
    HORSE
     
  3. D_Martin van Burden

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    Ha ha. God, that is hilarious and embarrassing as fuck I can imagine. I don't know what to say. Your excuse probably didn't cut it, and I'm sure you'll get more than a few looks and whispers from your co-workers, however unprofessional.

    You have to take it in stride now. It's a fact that wasn't meant for your employees to hear, but hear it they did, and they'll surely react. It's up to you to be cool about it. I don't know if you're in the type of atmosphere that would condone joking and jestering (though, um, it could become a sexual harrassment thing if you don't watch it), but I say, let 'em talk.

    You might want to start preparing yourself for comments and looks. It's not nearly as automated a process as I'm making it sound, but I'm sure some prick is going to call your bluff about your size. If it were me, I'd lean in and whisper, "Dude, I've got to go to the urinal sometime. If it really bothers you, take the one next to me and find out that way." Smirk and walk away.

    If you don't have the attitude, just reiterate that you're not comfortable talking about that stuff and go about that business.

    I'm hoping that the jokes and whispers will eventually turn into positive reinforcement. The ladies may smile at you a bit and the boys might sneer in jealousy, but in any case, be proud of what you got.
     
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    Rains, god I love you, man!! I laughed so loud I scared my cats! Yeah, you're gonna hear about it, but hey- it's free advertising!! Here's my advice- less is more. Once you say something, it's there turn to talk again, and they may not be bold enough to really press the issue. If someone asks "is it true?" just shrug and say "What can I say?". :rolleyes:
     
  5. D_Humper E Bogart

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    I think "I'd just die" if I was caught out like that. Saying that Rain, better you than me, I HATE PRESENTATIONS! :angry:

    None the less, free advertising is good, yes? :rolleyes:
     
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    Rain,

    How mortifying! You poor baby! The treachery of electronic technology. When you least expect it, expect it. Between freaked out hotel cleaning ladies and ill timed unsolicited IM's, you have had your share of not to be repeated experiences.


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  7. Pecker

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    Be prepared to be 'hit on' by some of those men. :lol:

    You're damned lucky if the only consequence of this incident is ribbing. If that had happened at one of my staff meetings I'd have been called into my boss's office to explain why I should not get a few days off to think about how much I like my job.

    Of course, my boss was a lesbian. <_<
     
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    LOL That&#39;s why I don&#39;t share my work email and IM name with just anyone. If I want people to have it, I will give it out, but it avoids random messages popping up at inopportune moments. I&#39;ve got my messenger program set up to catch IMs that aren&#39;t people in my buddy list, so I have to physically open them, they can&#39;t just pop up wide open on the screen, but still some messages get by it somehow.

    If I were in your shoes, I would walk in very self confident, because you&#39;re going to have the admiration of everyone you work with now&#33;
     
  9. Steve26

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    I think we&#39;ve found the most original answer yet to that age-old LPSG question, "How do I let people know I&#39;m hung?" ;)

    Seriously though, I feel your pain. I guess what happens next depends on the kind of office you work in -- laid-back and freewheeling or uptight and conservative?? I can see what happened gaining you quiet new respect from some of your co-workers and uncomfortable silence from others. I think it&#39;s also safe to say that you should definitely be prepared to get hit on by some new people&#33;

    I&#39;m dying to hear what the next-day response was ... please let us know&#33;&#33;

    Steve ;)
     
  10. D_Humper E Bogart

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    Hey Steve, which LPSGer were you before "the big shift?"
     
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    Hey man, sorry to hear about your misfortune. I think i can relate with you about not being so eager to have people in the real world find out about your size. I do a lot to keep a low profile amongst my friends. Its harder to do so around my co-workers as i work as a nude model. hahah.

    I&#39;ve recently found out from a friend of mine that in the neighborhood where i live im a bit of a living legend when it comes to penis size. It seems people who don&#39;t even know me know that I&#39;m "Huge." This is very strange to me but also kinda exciting, thinking that girls i&#39;ve never met have fantasized about me, or at least think about my cock. I think if i was hanging out with someone though and they brought it up, unless they were a close friend, i&#39;d probably brush it off.
     
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    If I am at a public computer or at work I have certain rules to protect my privacy: I (almost) never download pics from people, never visit porn sites, never save my password on the computer when signing in. Luckily when I am at work I am far from anyone and since I sit at a desk 8 hours a day I can visit here as much as I want. I was a lurker on the old site and it had some nasty ads on the home page so I felt I couldn&#39;t visit there as often.
     
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    This thread has made my day, Fletcher. You&#39;re such a fucker with a big dick&#33; Thanks for sharing.
     
  14. Imported

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    humongous: LETS SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT&#33;&#33;&#33; YOU HAVE 9 INCHES AND MOST PEOPLE AT THE JOB KNOW IT---YET YOU ARE EMBARRASSED. YET YOU ARE ADVERTISING THAT YOU HAVE NINE INCHES TO PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW AND WILL NEVER KNOW&#33;&#33;&#33; OKAY I UNDERSTAND NEXT......
     
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    Well, someone IM&#39;d me to fuck him just a few days ago. My response? "No&#33; Plonk&#33;"
     
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    Hahahaha.. hilarious story, but sheesh, I can imagine how your mind must&#39;ve been racing when that happened.
     
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    Just walk into the office tomorrow like you own the place...cuz&#39; in a way, now you do. Not one of those other men probably measure up...and they now know it. B)
     
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    Boy, now that&#39;s one helluva way to make your presence known if I ever heard one, there, rain.

    Don&#39;t sweat it though, your colleauges must have had a momentary chuckle over it, and forgot about it.
     
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    Massive,

    In response to your comment, "NOT&#33;" No really, I hope they do let it become "water under the bridge" for Rain&#39;s sake.


    Naughty
     
  20. Imported

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    Hapi Papi: Thank God it wasn&#39;t like 5", then they&#39;d laugh at you. That&#39;d be worse than what you experienced yet still embarrassing. Sorry you went though that... was funny though&#33;

    Hey next time you have a presenttation... let&#39;s come up with something good to show them&#33;
     
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