100 ways you know you have a big penis!!!

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    Starting this thread as a joke, and some fun, lets make the list of 100 ways you know if you have a big penis. I will start.

    1)When you sit on the toilet, your penis hits the water.
    2)When shopping for shorts, you make sure they go down to your knee caps, so nothing pokes out.
     
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    3) When the measurements of your penis lie in the right side of the bell curve assumed from Kinsey's research.
     
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    When the tip reaches above the belly button --- fully engorged...

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    5) When Wal·Mart uses your dick as template for a parking lot speed bump.
     
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    you go abstinent when you can't find magnums xl HeHe
     
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    7 . When magnums xl dont fit you !!!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    ?) When I'm catchin' some rays in the back yard and the airplanes inbound to the local airfield circle around :cool: And that water is cold too ...
     
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    When you can double as a tripod for your cam..

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    10) When you can run a three-legged race without a partner.
     
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    11) When the local fire department is short one hose and they ask you if they can borrow yours.
     
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    When a new partner faints when she sees if for the first time...

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    13) When you wonder why all the dicks you see, even in porno, are so small.
     
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    Aint that the truth!

    You know you have a big cock when you have the lube with a foot pedal for dispensing.
     
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    14) volume
     
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    When you stand in front of the toilet, your penis hits the water.

    When they use your dick as a depth guage to see how high the lake levels are.
     
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    When Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton are fighting over you.
     
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    When you need a defibrillator after getting an erection.
     
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    You go into a dead faint when you get an erection because there isn't enough blood in your body to sustain two heads at once.
     
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    When you need a blanket for you and another for your cock

    When you need a king size bed so your girlfriend can fit in

    When the doctor asks your girlfriend how her tonsils got bruised

    When they want to model a dildo from your cock

    When you can drive hands free

     
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