100 ways you know you have a big penis!!!

[vennum]

When you have to use the ab-dominizer as a vibirating cock ring!:smile::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

when your using a shower cap as a condom

 

[novice_btm]

When store security stops and frisks you for trying to "steal" something, via your pants.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

When it takes a gallon of blood to power the hydraulics down there.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

when your cock has its own post code

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

When you need a HEFTY bag and a tanker of lube.

When you do laps in the pool people think you're part manta ray if the netting in your shorts isn't sturdy.

When you use a urinal, it cracks from the pressure from the weight of your cock.
When you go for your annual prostate exam, and the doctor tests your prostate so much it coats one wall in one shot.

When you donate sperm, you find that the specimen bottles that are most fitting for you are a party tub.

when you titfuck, you offer the recipient your rollerblading helmet & chinguard, and your furthest move can be only flexing your abs when you gyrate.

 

[SpeedoMike]

?) When I'm catchin' some rays in the back yard and the airplanes inbound to the local airfield circle around And that water is cold too ...

AH! an original answer!!:biggrin1:

 

[Pecker]

When your penis has a gravitational pull and small objects orbit it.